Message #1656

[More Cowbell]

With Rankin to cheap to rent the headphones to listen to Die Hard a small child hands over his headphones to him so he can listen to the movie.

Rankin is enjoying all the classic bruce willis one liners and lands safely in Tennesse USA. Fresh off his **** win he decides to celebrate by checking out the husky girl strip club. When he walks right into the door and is clubbed 3 times in the head with a 18 inch
Cowbell.  1,    2,    3, all that winning and excitement has cowbell excited and he decides to check out some of the husky girl strippers.