thesquaredcircle

...having recovered from the fireball to the face, much like Kane did (but quicker) Hammy arrives in Tennessee at 2.30 in the morning and see's BUYV wandering around in the distance, clearly lost, Hammy see's a phonebox nearby and channeling the spirit of Clark Kent jumps in and in a flash comes back out as his alter ego Bong Buster Bundy.  With rapid speeds he catches up with BUYV and taps him on the shoulder, while BUYV turns round Triple B is inhaling smoke from his bong, he blows it in BUYV's face blinding him and getting him stoned in one fair swoop, he then smashes the bong over his head and hooks the leg, 1...2... BUYV kicks out.  Triple B can't believe it, he reaches into his back pocket for his back-up bong (yes they are big pockets) and turns back round to see BUYV has vanished.....

....dammit!