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Soon after in a secluded southern bar, BUYV is healing his wounds with shots of Bells whiskey. (You see real **** champs don't go to Hospitals!)

Little does he know his waiter isn't actually called Juan Diego but is in fact Rankin would a novelty moustache, of course he was already too drunk to notice. Juan (Rankin) then proceeds to deliver BUYD his order of hot chicken soup but in a moment of tacticness Juan throws the soup at BUYD's face, scalding him sending him clenching his face on the floor. Juan celebrates as if he had just realised his bottle of milk was still in date...

...with Juan busy doing a celebratory maccarena dance, More Cowbell sneaks in and pins a hurt BUYV with Rankin being non the wiser.

New **** Champ, More Cowbell!