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Little does More Cowbell know but he's attracted the attention of a major wrestling promotion eager to boost its **** credentials

His first match is a seeminly simple affair against a local jobber called Izzy Joking

However, after hitting his patented 'F U Vince' finisher and attempting the pin, More Cowbell is horrified to realise this is actually an absurd Vince Russo gimmick match in which you need three pins in order to get a key to unlock a case containing a key that unlocks the case the title is in that you then have to put on top of the announce table to win....(phew)

Almost as baffled as the audience More Cowbell pauses long enough for the local jobber to 'Hulk up' and secure the title, Izzy is the new **** champion and heads off to celebrate with Vince Russo!