Many months have passed and
Cowbell has not been heard of. The
**** Title has lot prestige having not been defended since he won it on the 22nd of August.
Hammy in true
Police Academy style decides to go on a
Mission to Moscow, the site of Cowbell's historic title win. Upon arrival in the country he comes off the plane to cold, snowy conditions, it reminds him of
Rocky IV. In true Rocky fashion he goes to a cabin in the middle of nowhere spending time training, ready to pounce when he finally finds Cowbell.
That night he ventures into the nearest town, ready for a night out to relax when he spots Cowbell coming out of a nearby bar. He looks around quickly for a weapon to use and all he see's is a little old Russian Lady driving along in a little truck. He signals for her to stop, throws her out of the truck and jumps in, foot on the pedal he has Cowbell he his sights, he revs up the engine, bang! he nails Cowbell at 50 mph, Cowbell is understandbly dazed (a lesser man would be dead), he jumps out nails a fameasser, he hooks the leg,
Earl Hebner stumbles out of the local bar and counts, 1, 2....Whack!
Earl has hit Hammy with a beer bottle, Holy Smokes its a
Moscow Screwjob, he drapes Cowbell over Hammy, 1, 2, 3!.
Earl bungles Cowbell into the truck and drives off into the distance.....
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