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Hailing From: Chattanooga,Tn, USA.
WWE Game Titles: 3-Time WWE Game Champion, 1-Time WWE Game Tag Team Champion
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 56.48%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 62.85%
WWE Game Highlight: First and only Double Champion (Winning the World and Tag Titles in the same game)
WWE Game Low Point: Finishing 2nd bottom 3 times.
Bio:  D, D, D...Donnie....Donald.  So many words come to mind, the one way he would like to be known would be as the games perennial heel and that in many ways is a fitting title.  Never has a player managed to wind people up so much, create so much hatred and have all the other players willing him to lose.  

Not one to duck controversy, D has had back and forth arguments and feuds with so many players.  The Original Seven was meant to be an Awesome Eight, but D and Hammy had a bust up in the early stages leading to D doing an Austin and taking his ball and going home.  The pull of the game did not keep him away for long.  After burying the hatchet with Hammy he returned for Game II promising to win, but when his #1 Pick Batista got injured everyone knew this was definitely not going to happen.  1000 excuses later and he’d entered a 7th out of 10th place finish and established himself as a midcard heel....it was a start.  

D had spent the latter part of Game II promising everything would be different come Game III, few believed it would be.  Game III began in controversial fashion with a re-draft being performed after the players took more time to draft than Ultimate Warrior did to cut a promo on Hulk Hogan in WCW.  D won fairly comfortably in the end after fending off Hammy and Rob and looked to retain his Gold in Game IV.  This Game signalled the start of a deadly pattern that has continued throughout.  D finished 9th out of 10th, then in the next game he won becoming the first 2 time champion.  But unable to build on this he chalked up a further 2 2nd last positions and a 6th place.  D’s consistency is just not there, he would have you believe it’s because he takes gambles and its win or bust.  Whatever the case he is now the only 3 time World Champion having won the 3rd game and also taking the Tag Title in the same game stats like this can’t be argued with, there is something more to his wins though, something much bigger and that’s his feuds.

His first major feud was ignited after AtariLegend his newly chosen Tag Partner tried to trade him.  Refusing to team with him he hunted down a new partner, finding sweet616, someone who he was unfamiliar with.  He had no idea he had previously argued with this guy, and when alerted to the fact, laughed it off saying they’d buried the hatchet now.  Oh how wrong he was.  They have gone down in history as the most destructive tag team ever.   Unable to agree on picks they verbally slated each other for all to see and made trades when the other wasn’t around, they have never managed to sort out their differences but since they split have said little to each other.  Being partners for only one game was probably a good thing, their destructive nature could not have sustained another game.

D’s much busier these days with Cowbell.  Over the course of the 9th game they have had more verbal sparing sessions than any two in game history and have vowed to settle things once and for all in Game X.  Their hatred knows no bounds, they wanted to face off in a $50 showdown, then they decided to put game status on the line as well, but then they realised that this feud was bigger than that and there was only one way to settle it, in a “Avatar/Signature of Doom Match”, oh yes, they went that far, they pushed that boundary nobody thought they could and are having that deadly match, the loser will have to wear round an avatar and signature of the winners choice...oh the shame of it all!

Memorable Quotes:
In our Brokeback Mountain Express tag team, I am Heath Ledger for the record. (March 4th 2006)

I drop Victoria and pick up God

He is Shawn Micheals tag partner so it counts! (1st May 2006)

I drop Big Show and Mitch and pick up

The New Age Outlaws!

I read they got signed?

If not then overlook this post. (27th May 2006)

I don’t care where I pick this game. I am diligently researching every pick.

I’ve been watching all the shows closely, I have a great idea of who is doing what and I can guarantee u that every member of my roster this game will have value unlike last game where I totally **** up.   (9th December 2006)

Would it be possible for me to trade D? (AtariLegend)

I’m a former champion u dipshit.  (19th December 2006)



Hailing From: Somewhere near Edinburgh, Scotland
WWE Game Titles: 2-Time WWE Game Tag Team Champion, 1-Time WWE Game US Champion, 1-Time Wooden Spoon Winner
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 48.25%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 79.33%
WWE Game Highlight: Tag Team Success
WWE Game Low Point: Wooden Spoon Victory
Bio: Crashing onto the 5th game as the second coming of the new breed along with slash666, sweet616 and high_times, BlowUp has quickly established himself as one of the best loved WWE Game players.  Many saw promise in his first game achieving a superb 4th his three follow up games were less than stellar though his focus has diverted towards the Tag Game by that point.

Forming the BlowUp/HammyTime Connection the duo won Tag Gold in the 5th Tag Game and looked to be a force to be reckoned with for many games to come, their existence was exterminated within a game unfortunately after being knocked into 2nd place.

None of this deterred this explosive character, famed for his witty one liners he formed a deadly partnership with D.  They wreaked havoc on the 9th Singles Game and 7th Tag Game, Taking the top 1 and 3 spots in the singles and winning the Tag Titles exacting their dominance.  Regularly praising each other and fending off the haters, these two have plans to keep winning for many games to come.

Much is possible in BlowUp’s future, he is clearly eyeing World Title Gold, many insiders think he has what it takes, but they also wonder what this will do to his partnership with D if this happens, will Donnie be giving his partner the thumbs down?  

Memorable Quotes:
Personally, I love Double Double E (20th February 2007)

Good news everyone! Test was released! (27th February 2007)

Oh yeah, the game. Er...I'll take Festus.

On a hilarious side note, I accidentally typed 'Fetus' the first time around (20th March 2008)



Hailing From: Sunderland, England
WWE Game Titles: -
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 57.25%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 39.14%
WWE Game Highlight: Driving D Crazy
WWE Game Low Point: Not yet ending D’s reign of terror
Bio: The crazy Kendrick loving friend of slash666’s.  Brought in to help D in the Tag Game he drove him nuts, rather than try and win Tag Gold he’s always been happier picking his favourite wrestlers knowing one day they would come good.  This tactic has worked in singles action earning him 5th in 4 of his games, although in his latest effort he has slipped down the ladder just slightly off the bottom spot.  Tag action has been magic for him gaining 2nd place with The Job Squad, he’s still young and finding his way and the future looks bright, ready and waiting to wind D up more, this dude is too sweeeet.



Hailing From: Sunderland, England
WWE Game Titles: 1-Time WWE Game IC Champ, 2-Time WWE Game US Champ, 2-Time WWE Game Tag Team Champ
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 67.84%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 75.43%
WWE Game Highlight: Back to back Tag Titles
WWE Game Low Point: "anytime I finished lower than D"
Bio: One of the games Creative Directors, slash666 is a young star in his prime.  Since he joined as part of the New Breed Part Deux in Game V he has learned from his mistakes in singles action and climbed the ladder of success.  After finishing 10th in his debut game many believed he didn’t have what it took to become a contender, but since then he’s been flying how, stringing together an IC Title win and back to back US Title victories.  No other New Breed member has shown this consistency and hardly any other member has shown these skills across more than 1 game. 

In fact in his first two Tag game, with the Rose 666 Express he took home the straps, along with his singles success, in a short space of time he has totalled up 5 titles.  Once touted by D as the New Breed member with the most potential, this player looks to be a Main Event player and a player who’s going to dominate at or near the top for a long time to come.  His only poor performances of late have been in the past singles and tags where he has failed to take home the Gold, but seeing this as only a minor blip, in an interview with WWE Game Management he had some reasoning for this performance and some harsh words for D; “It's all about politics, man. You see guys like D don't like the new guys coming in taking his seat hence my lack of gold this game. Obviously my future includes alot more titles around this waist *points down*. I'm gonna disrupt the top dogs, so prepare to be D-stroyed!”



Hailing From: Michigan, USA.
WWE Game Titles: 1-Time WWE Game Champion
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 60.25%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 43.8%
WWE Game Highlight: Winning the World Title in his 1st Game
WWE Game Low Point: Seeing Rasputin inadvertently aid D in victory
Bio:  The “Perfect” start.  Cowbell is the only person (besides Evolution) to win the World Title in their debut game.  Evolution’s debut victory although impressive, was against players equally as inexperienced as it was everyone’s first game.  Cowbell on the other hand had to face a plethora of experienced players and still managed to triumph.  So proud of his debut victory, he retired the name More Cowbell and went Hulk Hogan heel and became Hollywood Cowbell.

Complete with his name change, he expected big things in his next game, but failed to live up to expectations hitting a lowly 7th out of 12.  Not happy with his performance he underwent a 3rd gimmick change, simply being known as Mr Cowbell.  Having finished in the bottom two in both his tag games, under his new guise he formed the team of Ham & Beef with Hammy.  Although they showed early promise they finished a mediocre 3rd.  In singles action things were not looking much better, struggling to recapture earlier glory he was letting his mouth do the talking.

He could not sit idly by and let D talk smack time after time so he took it upon himself to call D out in each and every game, highlighting how he was only in his 3rd singles game and D had been given many more chances to snatch his World Titles, he guaranteed he would end D’s successful run and has subsequently promised victory over him in WWE Game X: TNA Invasion.  This isn’t an ordinary match either it’s an “Avatar/Signature of Doom” match, so yes, the winner will have the lowly task of carrying round an avatar and signature of the others choice.  If Cowbell wins, the question beckons, will D be able to cope with the shame of it all or will he be crying out “Please, noMore Cowbell”. 

Memorable Quotes:
Looks like Old Cowbell Came in inexperienced and came out the World Champion, It's time for more Cowbell To Retire his name, AS CHAMPION (1st Jan 2008)

It's all Rasputin's fault for taking Shannon **** with his first pick leaving Kane opened for D. Because of Rasputin D can win again. Those two jokers should be FORCED to be a tag team in the next tag game for that heel like pickin' (20th May 2008)

And that's all 20 players we have had in the history of the games (Excluding AtariLegend)