Author Topic: TSC 2009 WWE Game Awards (Read 1039 times)

Hammy · « **on:** January 10, 2010, 10:08:50 pm »

Nominees

Triple H Award:

D, January 6th 2009 “****, I was offering 20 dollars though pay pal for my team's points.”

BlowUpYourVideo, August 23rd 2009: I will be lurking around here at 12:15, waiting....

Johnny Parisi Award:

WWE Game 13

EricxGNRxSTARx: Angelina Love got fired and he couldn’t drop her.

Slashsfro: Rey Mysterio got suspended for 30 days mere weeks into the game. Natalya was content to manage more than wrestle, Regal did the same after about 100 failed ECW Title shots.

James Lofton: Booker T left TNA, Carlito took most of the game off, Chavo got beaten by a midget most weeks, MVP spent most of his time on Superstars and Goldust seems to be semi-active at best.

Jim: Picked Jeff Hardy at the start of the game, a week later he was waving goodbye to him.

WWE Game 12

Sweet616: Came last, having a roster consisting of the non-wrestling bodyguard Zeke, FCW star DJ Gabriel, Jeff “I screwed Kurt’s wife” Jarrett, Santino Marella and Triple H.

WWE Game 11

More Cowbell: Spent all his money on Rosa Mendes and Kung Fu Naki

Sweet616: Spent all his money on The Rock, had Santino on his roster too.

Vince Russo Award:

BlowUpYourVideo, February 19th 2009: “I propose: The Great Khali Battle Royal Invitational whereby Khali competes in weekly Battle Royals against a horde of jobbers and he ends up eliminating them all. It would get over how big and strong he is, see??”

BlowUpYourVideo, April 7th 2009: “Hopefully they'll just stick the vodka-fed colossus in some squash matches for now.”

AtariLegend, April 24th 2009: “Get Show in a Intercontinental Title quest”

BlowUpYourVideo, April 27th 2009: “If Kozlov wins the ECW Title, even better!”

D, May 18th 2009: “I applaud Russo!”

Rookie of the Year Award: Izzy, James Lofton, EricxGNRxSTARx, slashsfro

Jesse Ventura Award:
Rankin, February 17th 2009: “Damn you Kelly Kelly, if you weren't so hot and your name was Skinner I would drop you so fast you couldn't dance you way outta it!

Oh I love my team really”

Jim, March 20th 2009: “Bah!, bollocks to the both of you. I've really made a mess of this... More so than usual. Taking a TNA guy second was pretty stupid, given that we can only take one each. I'm fairly confident that I will spend the majority of this game eating with a wooden spoon.

And I'll cement that by picking up Kendrick.”

BlowUpYourVideo, March 24th 2009: “We have reached the point we never thought we'd reach, people. Festus has been classified as 'inactive'. Truly a momentous time.

Has he been gone for that long??”

High_times, June 4th 2009: “Well, I suck. HBK is out indefinitely, Swagger lost his belt quicker than ****, Joe's injured, Kane is fine but WWE is too stupid to figure out what to do with him. On the bright side, Kelly Kelly is fuckin’ hot.”

Timothy, July 20th 2009: “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

So I'm in!”

Jim, August 5th 2009: Right. How about this. After everybody has drafted, I draft myself a little old team from whatever is left. And then if anybody finishes below me then they are never allowed to play the game again.

Jim, December 10th 2009: “2 IC titles in the last 3 games? Personally I'd rather finish dead last with no points than win that shite. If you're not coming first, second is no better than anywhere else, you may as well be last.”

Billy & Chuck Award:

Rankin, January 7th 2009 “Also just wanna say thanks to Hammy for taking charge of the games cause I don't think he gets the credit he deserves.....*gay speech over*”

Jim, January 13th 2009 “Check me out! Come on boys, early days yet.”

D, March 25th 2009 “I think I picked his ass....”

More Cowbell, April 9th 2009 “Don't be trashing my boy D”

D, May 30th 2009 “Crawling up on Faraday's Ass! WOO HOO”

Evolution, August 11th 2009: Let's dance, Cowbell!

Sean O’Haire Award: D, January 2nd 2009 “Lol, D’lo hasn’t wrestled in a long time”

Jim, January 31st 2009 “You know a stable's in trouble when I'm its highest placed member...”

More Cowbell, March 11th 2009 “Winning is overrated. I'll take the wooden spoon and hold it with honor.”

Sweet616, March 18th 2009 “Maybe picking The Rock wasn’t my best decision”

James Lofton, July 20th 2009: “I don't watch current wrestling though. My wins or losses are based entirely on luck.”

Jim, August 13th 2009: Well, that has to be a first, my taking a wrestler that somebody else actually wants...

Brock Lesnar Award:
Izzy, EricxGNRxSTARx, slashsfro, James Lofton

Lostism Award:

Jim, March 16th 2009: Right. Get back on topic...

... Yah. As if. Everybody knows that the wrestling threads have immunity from such rules. But that we don't trust outsiders...
Evolution, March 16th 2009: Uh....

The uh...

WWE Game is skipping....through time.

It's already been won, we've just gone back 5 months. Jim needs to turn Mod wheel....just a little.

Evolution, March 17th 2009: He's gone back in time to the start of the game. He needs a Constant in both times for it to stop, so we must dock all of points and get him back at the bottom of the table.

Evolution, August 24th 2009: As Jacob said to his nemesis, you've found your loophole, Jim.

WWE Game Hall of Fame:

D, First 3 Time WWE Game Champion, dedicates his heart and soul to the game and then some.

Evolution, The WWE Game Creator, The 1st Ever Champion, without him this game wouldn’t be here today.

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