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Surely Jeff is a sufficiently big star to be classified under American law as a celebrity?

Under celebrity law you walk free unless ur victim was another celebrity

Thus Jeff could have taken heroin live on Impact and got away with it...

God forbide if the court system tried you as a 'normal' person!

Ah money!

It's a double edged sword. The court could look to make an example of him as well. I guess we will soon see how it all shakes out. If you read some of the news reports,a lot of this won't stick as the Police are believed to have sent the package to Jeff's house in order to have probable cause to search his house. Still,even a short jail term won't kill Jeff's popularity.