HTGTH: WWE Game Awards [1st April 2007, Game V]

[Hammy]

Firstly let's see what each Award means.

Triple H Award – The person who dedicates the most time to the game analysing everything and everyone, watching out for that new debut, stating their case for each wrestler they pick, who they think will triumph and why, standing up when they believe the rules are being abused, sacrificing their life…for…..The Game!

Ken Shamrock Award – For the person who loses their temper, who swears and just can’t stand things not going their way, who you could see going Shamrock on a wrestler on their team if they met them in real life for, well, costing them points.

Gone But Not Forgotten – We’ve lost 2 people this game, 1 at the start (AtariLegend) and 1 at the end, Evolution, but which one will not be forgotten, which one forged their legendary status in the game forever.

Johnny Parisi Award – The unluckiest jobber ever (nearly), the only guy to be on the RAW roster on wwe.com for over a year without ever appearing on RAW, the only guy to lose every match on Heat and still get a profile on wwe.com well to be like that you have to be unlucky, **** has got to happen, so who’s earned that Parisi, who’s had more bad luck than you can remember.

Barbershop Window Award – Remember the infamous moment when HBK superkicked Marty Jannetty and threw him through the Barbershop Window thus ending The Rockers.  Well which tag team has been close to doing that, which team will do that, which team if they met up in real life would destroy each other.

Dodgy Insider Info Award (Hoss Award) – Who’s received bad info, made poor predictions and been a total Nathan Jones…sorry I mean Big Dumb Hoss.

Vince Russo Award – Who’s left their teams hopes and aspirations get in the way of booking and hoped for something truly awful to happen, just to, help aid their team..

Rookie of the Game Award – We had 4 newbies this time but who has impressed most…

Diva of the Game Award – Who’s the real diva, the only female or the one who has so many Diva like strops it’s untrue.

Jesse Ventura Award – What’s that classic one liner or piece of banter that you’ve really loved this game

Billy and Chuck Award – Well….who had that gay moment then?

Sean O’Haire “I’m Not Telling You Anything You Don’t Already Know” Award – Who’s stated the obvious, told it like it is, and told you something that, in your hearts of hearts you already knew.

Brock Lesnar Award - For the "Next Big Thing..."

And the Nominees are......

Triple H Award:

D (Analysing every wrestler carefully…)

I am competitive as hell on these games and I cant stand being next to last every tag game.

(20th March 2007)

I don’t care where I pick this game. I am diligently researching every pick.

I’ve been watching all the shows closely, I have a great idea of who is doing what and I can guarantee u that every member of my roster this game will have value unlike last game where I totally **** up.

(9th December 2006)

I am being screwed by Vince Mcmahon dammit!

(4th March)


Ken Shamrock Award:

Neemo (Foul outbursts)

You bastard

(20th December)

Where the **** is Edge?

(16th January)

**** me....All I get is 5 points 5 points five points....win you bastards!!!

(22nd January)

Fuckers

(6th February)

**** a duck

(19th February)

**** RVD better win tonight

(19th February)

Edge is a ****....in fact my whole team is a bunch of ****

(18th February)

**** Edge better win tonight

(19th February)

Why did he skip out on performing **** pansy

(6th March)

Edge is an ****

(27th March)



D (Refusing to tag with one partner, getting another, falling out with him time and time again)

WWE Game V: **** Neemo

(8th December 2006)


Malcolm (Telling everyone to shut up)

Will everyone just shut up and stop making this thread huge please and get to the picking, wow

(20th December)



Gone But Not Forgotten Award:

Evolution

AtariLegend


Johnny Parisi Award:

Jim (Losing Triple H in 2 games to injury, Mercury fired, Terkay in Tag)

I'd like to resign my team, please.

Bollocks to this, it was bad enough picking a team having not watched wrestling for three months, but losing my top pick again?

I'm not going through the humiliation of sitting bottom for the whole game

(8th January)

I'm probably going to get my brother to choose all of my picks this time.

Whoa yeah!

(7th December 2006)

Last game, I was winging it, and it's a miracle that I'm.... Oh yeah, dead last.

This time I haven't a clue at all. Why do I do this, I don't even watch wrestling! I'll pick Triple H I guess, seeing as the Rumble and such are included in this game. I would assume that he'll chip off DX, or at least enter the title race to some extent. But as I say... I don't have a **** clue.

(13th December 2006)

That was the toss up for me, MVP or Dave Taylor.

Well, I say for ''me''................

(17th December 2006)


Neemo (His No.1 pick rarely wrestling His ECW guys leaving Daivari, Shannon Moore..)

Well this sucks

(2nd January)

**** Holly has almost as many points as me…that’s terrible

(10th January)

Oh man I really suck

(15th January)

Damn I’m terrible, c’mon Edge, win the Rumble

(28th January)

WOO HOO I'M LAST DAMMIT EDGE

(31st January)


BlowUpYourVideo (Losing Terkay in both games, Triple H in another, Test)

Triple H seemed like such a great pick

(9th January)


Barbershop Window Award:
 
Sweet Destruction (D & sweet616)

My partner hasn’t answered my Pm's so he may not agree but I am doing this anyway.

La Resistance aren’t doing anything and we got to get points, I am tired of losing to the T & S Outlaws (D)

(27th January)

If those trades are accepted I am ditching this tag for TNA (sweet616)

(22nd February)

When the **** did Dreamer and Moore join my team (sweet616)

(16th March)

Yeah what ever sir! I should have dropped Jeff or PUNK cos I am bored (sweet616)

No you can’t do that

Considering I've won a title in the singles game and am currently in first place, I will let u guys determine whose fault this team is. (D)

(17th March)

The Mounties (Malcolm picking Mysterio)

Yeah this blows. Way to pick up an injured wrestler that was a good idea (Neemo)

(18th February)


Dodgy Insider Info Award (Hoss):

Neemo (Edge winning the Rumble, Miz coming 2nd)

I think Edge will win the Royal Rumble…..Miz will be second place

(16th January)

sweet616 (Picking Sylvan based on insider info)

Based on my inside info for the future, Sylvan

(7th January)

Malcolm (Picking Rey Mysterio despite the fact that he was still at least 3 months off wrestling)

Damn I cant believe I thought Rey was back wrestling again, I guess ill drop him for Robbie McAllister

(24th February)

slash666 (Picking Kozlov & JBL)

Please oh please let Kozlov debut tonight! I need him badly!

(29th January)


Vince Russo Award:

BlowUpYourVideo (Hopes of Terkay main eventing Mania, HBK and Khali Are Gods)

My hopes of Terkay main eventing Wrestlemania have been shattered (BlowUpYourVideo)

(19th January)

HBK and Khali are Gods.

(30th January)

D (Carlito IC Push, Sabu wrestle a match)

Hopefully Carlito is getting an IC Title Push, Sabu…Wrestling 1 **** Match

(12th February)

I cannot believe Chris Benoit hasn’t wrestled in two weeks and isn’t on NWO. that is absolutely ridiculous!

(17th February)

slash666 (Praying for Nitro to be used in any shape or form)

Damn WWE, they have a top star in Johnny Nitro but they haven’t given him a match in two weeks

(23rd January)


Rookie of The Game Award:
 
BlowUpYourVideo
Personally, I love Double Double E. (BlowUpYourVideo)

(20th February)

High_times

Stupid WWE, make the damn hair match a title match too damnit!! Or give the ECW title to someone who will actually defend it. Damn thing might as well be tag team belts the way it’s getting no treatment at ppv. They want to save the damn brand, have the champion that defends the damn title!! I need points! (high_times)

(24th March)

slash666

Sweet616

[Hammy]

Diva of The Game Award:

Mallrat

D

Neemo

Jesse Ventura Award:

Would it be possible for me to trade D? (AtariLegend)

I’m a former champion u dipshit. (D)

(19th December 2006)

Right, so what happens if next time somebody is going to debut that I fancy, but I won't be up to catch it, I just run a program that posts "I swap *new wrestler* for HHH," every five seconds?

Eh?

Eh?!?!

Come on, answer men. (Jim)

(17th January 2007)

You better believe it that I'm in this game!,

even if it is technically in name alone....... (Jim)

(27th February 2007)

Billy And Chuck Award:

Evo especially is looking in good shape to me (Gnrfan)

(25th December 2006)

I love the 'Blow up Jim' team (Gnrfan)

(7th January 2007)

Sean O’Haire “I’m Not Telling You Anything You Don’t Already Know” Award:

No offence Jim but u weren’t going to win with that team anyway........... (D)

(9th January 2007)

Oh man, I really suck (Neemo)

(15th January 2007)

Good news everyone! Test was released! (BlowUpYourVideo)

(27th February 2007)

You are right Stoned.

I am overdramatic. (D)

(1st March 2007)

I definitely deserve to be regulated (Neemo)

(27th March 2007)

Brock Lesnar Award:

Neemo

Jim

Slash666

Sweet616

High_times

Axl_Rose_700

Gnrfan

BlowUpYourVideo

Mallrat

And your winners are....


Triple H Award – D

Well he was the only nominee for this award and we only know nobody else is even close to being this dedicated to winning.....


Ken Shamrock – With 80% of the vote, the Game's most dangerous foul mouthed man is....Neemo, even D can't match up to this guy

Gone But Not Forgotten – With 90% of the vote (yes, somebody voted for AtariLegend ) you winner, obviously, is Evolution, a former champ and the game's creator.

Johnny Parisi Award – With over 80% of the vote, your winner, the Jobber of Jobbers (Was there ever any doubt).....Jim

Barbershop Window Award – With over 90% of the vote again, your winners, the team that just couldn't get along, the team that made Austin and Vince's relationship seem like The Waltons.....Sweet Destruction.

Dodgy Insider Info Award (Hoss) – This was a close slash666 had 37.5% of the vote but your winner, with 50% of the vote, Rey Mysterio's best friend, Malcolm.

Vince Russo Award – With over 60% of the overall vote, the guy who wanted Terkay to Main Event Wrestlemania and called Khali a God, BlowUpYourVideo.

Rookie of the Game Award – Quite simply for many the obvious winner, strong in both the tag and singles game making an extremely impressive debut and doing what nobody else has done (making Jim look good in a game), BlowUpYourVideo.

Diva of the Game Award – When we came up with this award, we thought hey, we want everyone to win something so how about this mallrat is bound to win.  Well with double the combined scores of their opponents, your winner and Diva of the game......D.

Jesse Ventura Award –

"Would it be possible for me to trade D?"

"I’m a former champion u dipshit"

Some things are jsut priceless and the majority of you agreed this was the classic bit of banter from this game, so, it's kind of a joint award, for AtariLegend & D.

Billy and Chuck Award – Well only one person had those game moments and this guy really wanted an award so who are we to stand in his way.....Gnrfan.

Sean O’Haire “I’m Not Telling You Anything You Don’t Already Know” Award –

This was another close one, but, just winning and getting another award, the person telling you something you all already knew was, Neemo, "Oh man, I really suck".


Brock Lesnar Award - This was damn close, mainly because so many were nominated only a few of use could vote, but just winning by one vote, "The Next Big Thing" from Up North......slash666

[Hammy]

Just a reminder of the very 1st Awards we had for the game back @ HTGTH several years ago, because this Christmas, they are coming to TSC 

[Rankin]

Ah memories!

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Haha, quality. I look forward to that.

[Hammy]

Bollocks, I knew there was something I meant to do today, I need to get the nominees complied and PM'd out and hopefully returned to me before Dec 31st, obviously the awards you are nominated for you won't be PM'd about.

It should be an easy enough form to fill in and return like, obviously the more who reply to them the better, so the effort would be much appreciated, cheers.

 

[D]

nominate Hammy for Earl Hebner screw job award