WWE Game XIII: The Next Generation

[Hammy]

Well, as I'm sure that you have noticed, I have decided to take the first ever WWE Game Gamble. What that means is that I am opting not to draft my fifth player...

... Yet. That of course means that I still have one draft coming (no money, no 48 hours no nothing) which I am able to use at my discretion. Which means any new debut is mine to snap up straight away as my fifth and final draft. Ta very much.

This is a heel turn only a Brit is capable of.  Actually you'll take offence to that, an English man.  I expect this sort of thing out of english men like Doug Williams, but you Jim....  

After the nWo invaded and Hogan betrayed the fans.... Sting stood up and said to Hogan, "No, you stick it..."

Well Jim 

[More Cowbell]

That's the filthiest thing I ever heard. I'm once again trying to be the first to repeat and have a heelish trick like you. I hope you can sleep good at night because I can being a 2 time champion and a 1 time powerslam champion.  Cowbell is a proven winnner and I don't need no dirty tricks to win. You britsh bastard. You are going to get rolled by the American Elites.

[Evolution]

As Jacob said to his nemesis, you've found your loophole, Jim.

[Hammy]

And we are good to go.

Page 1 has the complete rules, game length and also all the PPVs that will be occuring (I lost track of all the renaming, didn't realise WWE had 3 new named events...)

So on to RAW...

[Gnrfan]

So is Jim playing the whole game with only 4 guys? Coz surely the game can't begin until everyone has drafted and if you miss the date then thats your alloted time up.

Surely he needs to pick before RAW otherwise he is stuck with 4 all game.

[Hammy]

So is Jim playing the whole game with only 4 guys? Coz surely the game can't begin until everyone has drafted and if you miss the date then thats your alloted time up.

Surely he needs to pick before RAW otherwise he is stuck with 4 all game.

We don't technically have a rule to enforce that.

Hence "Loophole".

[More Cowbell]

This is bollocks so instead of taking a eve or some other bullshit for my last pick I can have first dibs on anyone who debuts in the game? That's crap and you know it. I'd rather give jim 140k instead of 120 so he can outbid us on a debuter if he chooses.  I don't think its a loophole. Isaid earleir. To give everyone a choice of 20 k or afifth pick. Heck if I knew we were going to allow these bolloks I would of gotten a better tna guy with my 4th pickand save my last pick for a free debuter. This game has taint all over it.

Ok ok we know ted dibiase jrs other son debuted last night so say I bid 20K on him and drop masters. Then someone else bids 30k on him and jim can just come in and stop the biddingand steal a guy? Looks like crap, smells like crap, probalby is crap then.

I don't see it as a loophole. The game starts tonight and the teams are set.

[Hammy]

Calm down, Jim picked Doug Williams, he just has a twisted sense of humour    I thought the clue in my response to him would have given it away, I was going to wait for Jim to tell you guys but since a few of you have taken it a bit too seriously... 

[Hammy]

Raw
Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Jillian, Rosa Mendes.

Smackdown
Charlie Haas, Maria, Slam Master J.

ECW
Brie Bella, Katie Lea Burchill, Nikki Bella, Paul Burchill.

Recurring Legends
Al Snow, Barry Windham, Bart Gunn, Bastion Booger, Bob Backlund, Brooklyn Brawler, Doink The Clown, Dusty Rhodes, Flash Funk, Gangrel, Gillberg, Honky Tonk Man, Hulk Hogan, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Jimmy Snuka, John Bradshaw Layfield, Kamala, Lita, Mae Young, Nikolai Volkoff, Iron Sheik, IRS, Pete Gas, Repo Man, Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, Rob Van Dam, Roddy Piper, Ron Simmons, Scotty Two Hotty, Skinner, Steve Austin, Steve Blackman, Sgt. Slaughter, Sunny, Ted DiBiase Snr, The Goon, The Rock, Trish Stratus.

Injured/Inactive/Suspended/Released
Curt Hawkins, DJ Gabriel, Edge, Festus, Kung Fu Naki, Maryse.

Non-Wrestling Recurring Characters
Abraham Washington, Eugene, Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross, Josh Matthews, Matt Striker, Michael Cole, Ranjin Singh, Shane Mcmahon, Stephanie Mcmahon, Theodore Long, Tiffany, Todd Grisham, Tony Atlas, Vince Mcmahon.

D: Chris Jericho, Tyson Kidd, Mickie James, Tyler Reks, Hernandez ($120,000)
High_times: John Cena, Kane, Robert Roode, Yoshi Tatsu, Santino Marella ($120,000)
EricxGNRxSTARx: Randy Orton, Mark Henry, Angelina Love, Hornswoggle, Alicia Fox ($120,000)
Hammy: Triple H, Undertaker, Shelton Benjamin, Mike Knox, Matt Morgan ($120,000)
More Cowbell: Christian, Matt Hardy, Tommy Dreamer, Chris Masters, Suicide ($120,000)
Evolution: CM Punk, Michelle McCool, Gail Kim, Zach Ryder, Daniels ($120,000)
Izzy: Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, The Great Khali, R-Truth, Eve ($120,000)
James Lofton: Montel Vontavious Porter, Booker T, Carlito, Chavo Guerrero, Goldust ($120,000)
Timothy: Jack Swagger, AJ Styles, Beth Phoenix, Jimmy Wang Yang, Primo ($120,000)
Rankin: John Morrison, Evan Bourne, Gregory Helms, Brutus Magnus, Batista ($120,000)
Slashfro: Rey Mysterio, Samoa Joe, William Regal, Shad Gaspard, Natalya ($120,000)
Gnrfan: Big Show, Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, Sheamus, James Storm ($120,000)
Malcolm: Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase, David Hart Smith, Scott Steiner, Layla ($120,000)
Jim: Jeff Hardy, Kofi Kingston, Finlay, JTG, Doug Williams ($120,000)
BlowUpYourVideo: Vladimir Kozlov, Ezekiel Jackson, Melina, Kelly Kelly, Kevin Nash ($120,000)

[More Cowbell]

Damn straight I take it serious because I WOULD LOVE TO DO THE DIRTY TRICK myself as I want to be the first to repeat.

[D]

Well, as I'm sure that you have noticed, I have decided to take the first ever WWE Game Gamble. What that means is that I am opting not to draft my fifth player...

... Yet. That of course means that I still have one draft coming (no money, no 48 hours no nothing) which I am able to use at my discretion. Which means any new debut is mine to snap up straight away as my fifth and final draft. Ta very much.

I honestly considered doing the exact same thing

[Hammy]

Raw
Brett Dibiase, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Jillian, Rosa Mendes.

Smackdown
Charlie Haas, Maria, Slam Master J.

ECW
Brie Bella, Katie Lea Burchill, Nikki Bella, Paul Burchill.

Recurring Legends
Al Snow, Barry Windham, Bart Gunn, Bastion Booger, Bob Backlund, Brooklyn Brawler, Doink The Clown, Dusty Rhodes, Flash Funk, Gangrel, Gillberg, Honky Tonk Man, Hulk Hogan, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Jimmy Snuka, John Bradshaw Layfield, Kamala, Lita, Mae Young, Nikolai Volkoff, Iron Sheik, IRS, Pete Gas, Repo Man, Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, Rob Van Dam, Roddy Piper, Ron Simmons, Scotty Two Hotty, Skinner, Steve Austin, Steve Blackman, Sgt. Slaughter, Sunny, Ted DiBiase Snr, The Goon, The Rock, Trish Stratus.

Injured/Inactive/Suspended/Released
Curt Hawkins, DJ Gabriel, Edge, Festus, Kung Fu Naki, Maryse.

Non-Wrestling Recurring Characters
Abraham Washington, Eugene, Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross, Josh Matthews, Matt Striker, Michael Cole, Ranjin Singh, Shane Mcmahon, Stephanie Mcmahon, Theodore Long, Tiffany, Todd Grisham, Tony Atlas, Vince Mcmahon.

RAW
The Miz = 12
Santino Marella = 5
Beth Phoenix = 12
Alicia Fox = 12
Rosa Mendes = 12
Mickie James = 5
Gail Kim = 5
Kelly Kelly = 5
MVP = 18
Mark Henry = 18
Chris Jericho = 5
Big Show = 5
D-X = 12 Each
Vince Mcmahon = 12
Legacy = 5 Each

D: Chris Jericho, Tyson Kidd, Mickie James, Tyler Reks, Hernandez ($120,000) = 10
High_times: John Cena, Kane, Robert Roode, Yoshi Tatsu, Santino Marella ($120,000) = 5
EricxGNRxSTARx: Randy Orton, Mark Henry, Angelina Love, Hornswoggle, Alicia Fox ($120,000) = 35
Hammy: Triple H, Undertaker, Shelton Benjamin, Mike Knox, Matt Morgan ($120,000) = 12
More Cowbell: Christian, Matt Hardy, Tommy Dreamer, Chris Masters, Suicide ($120,000) = 0
Evolution: CM Punk, Michelle McCool, Gail Kim, Zach Ryder, Daniels ($120,000) = 5
Izzy: Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, The Great Khali, R-Truth, Eve ($120,000) = 12
James Lofton: Montel Vontavious Porter, Booker T, Carlito, Chavo Guerrero, Goldust ($120,000) = 18
Timothy: Jack Swagger, AJ Styles, Beth Phoenix, Jimmy Wang Yang, Primo ($120,000) = 12
Rankin: John Morrison, Evan Bourne, Gregory Helms, Brutus Magnus, Batista ($120,000) = 0
Slashfro: Rey Mysterio, Samoa Joe, William Regal, Shad Gaspard, Natalya ($120,000) = 0
Gnrfan: Big Show, Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, Sheamus, James Storm ($120,000) = 17
Malcolm: Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase, David Hart Smith, Scott Steiner, Layla ($120,000) = 10
Jim: Jeff Hardy, Kofi Kingston, Finlay, JTG, Doug Williams ($120,000) = 0
BlowUpYourVideo: Vladimir Kozlov, Ezekiel Jackson, Melina, Kelly Kelly, Kevin Nash ($120,000) = 5

1. EricxGNRxSTARx = 35
2. James Lofton = 18
3. Gnrfan = 17
4. Izzy = 12
=. Hammy = 12
=. Timothy = 12
7. D = 10
=. Malcolm = 10
9. high_times = 5
=. Evolution = 5
=. BlowUpYourVideo = 5
12. Jim = 0
=. More Cowbell = 0
=. slashsfro = 0
=. Rankin = 0

a) In case anyone is wondering, we have never done boxing matches

b) Due to his appearance on television, Brett Dibiase can be bid for.

[D]

Very happy that both my champs got pinned last night. That is normally a very good sign in WWE that title defenses will happen.

Just hope Mickie doesn't have any heat from the gail Kim match....

[Jim]

Well, you know, start as you mean to go on.

[EricxGNRxSTARx]

Damn,I thought I'd get some points for Hornswoggle's win! Alicia with the pin made me glad I picked her instead of Rosa. Maybe shes in aor a push,who knows. I wish I had someone on Smackdown. I have a feeling that there is no way that Orton can make Cena say I quit so that might be it for me as far as having the champion.  I don't think Angelina is on iMPACT! this week so I am stuck @35. Oh well, I am gonna save this leader board as this might be the only time I am first