The BlowUpYourVideo, Festus & Jesse ChroniclesMay 12th 2007 (Game VI) I drop Viscera for Jesse Dalton. I have no idea which one that is, but I want one of them.
May 19th Where the
**** were the Daltons??
May 26th Taylor gets me 1 poxy point and there's no Daltons??
To quote Comic Book Guy: Worst. Episode. Ever.
June 30th (Tag Game 4)
DAMMIT.
Who's idea was it to bring the Daltons in, let me trade one of my guys in the singles game for one of them, take them off TV and bring them back again after I had got rid of the one I used a trade on??
...deep breath.
August 4th Will the Daltons hurry up and debut already?
August 23rd (Game VII - Drafting) OK, the choices aren't great, but I'm going to pick Jesse and Festus Dalton. Hopefully, they'll wrestle during this game's existence.
September 11th (Tag Game 5 - Drafting) We pick Festus Dalton.
(YES!)
October 9th (Game VII) despite my average placing in the scores, I have faith in my team. Especially now that Jesse and Festus are on the scene.
October 21st Also, where were Jesse and Festus on Smackdown?
January 1st 2008 (Game VIII - Drafting) I was going to pick Mickie James ...
Oh well, I'll take the next best thing, my main man Festus.
January 5th (Tag Game 6 - Drafting) Festus
January 6th Jesse
January 27th (Game VIII) Festus doesn't need help. He kills people when the bell rings and gets me loads of points! Get him back on TV now!
March 20th (Game IX - Drafting) Oh yeah, the game. Er...I'll take Festus.
On a hilarious side note, I accidentally typed 'Fetus' the first time around
March 28th Jesse
(Man, I have a thing for this team)
April 23rd Festus is incapacitated thanks to the bloody Undertaker.
July 3rd I mean, whatever happened to Jesse and Fe(s)tus? If they came back and won the Tag Team Titles and defended them every week I could win. But what are the odds of that happening?
July 21st And who chose Hawkins and Ryder to win the Tag Titles over Biscuits n' Gravy? WHO?
August 7th (Game X – Drafting) I must be destined to have these guys on my team until the end of time:
Jesse and Festus please
August 10th (Game X – Drafting) If Biscuits n' Gravy could win the tag titles and defend them a coupla times, that would be nice. Though I had them in the current game and still no title reign. But I think one could be right around the corner....
August 28th (Tag Game 8 – Drafting) Uncle Festus for us
September 6th (Game X) Note to bookers of Smackdown: you have Tag Team Champions. Put them in a feud with Jesse and Festus. They're the only other team on the show.
September 12th My performances in these games are up and down like a bloody yo-yo.
First game, finished quite high. Next few games, meh. Last game, THIRD. This game, I get to watch Jesse and Festus do NOTHING despite being only one of two teams on Smackdown. Kane needs to have matches instead of appearing on the Titantron with a damn mask. I fully expect him to begin squashing jobbers next week.
That's my complaint of the day.
September 13th Oi! I believe I get 5 points for Festus KIDNAPPING KENNY DYKSTRA AND WHEELING HIM AWAY RATHER THAN PINNING HIM AND GETTING ME A NICE 12 POINTS INSTEAD!!
On another note, I drop Kelly Kelly for Manu.
EDIT: I just realised, Jesse rang the bell. Was the match not official??.....
September 14th Hammy can have the wooden spoon of he wants. I don't wanna win the damn thing twice...
Oh, and my "infatuation" with Festus died about the time he came out DRESSED AS A
**** REMOVAL MAN AND KIDNAPPED KENNY DYKSTRA INSTEAD OF WRESTLING A MATCH. Gah.
September 16th (Tag Game 8 ) Despite the presence of the traitor Festus on our team, I think we have a decent shot at winning with guys like Manu, DiBiase, Kendrick etc. who should get us decent points regularly.
I shall make a bold prediction: we will win this game.
(But no avatar stipulations for me please...)
September 17th (Game X) You know, if Jesse and Festus randomly won the Tag Team Titles and defended them regularly, possibly on a PPV, I could win! (Kane not being a lunatic who gets himself DQ'd would also help...)
What are the odds of Jesse and Festus winning the Tag Team Titles in a gimmick match in the main event of a PPV??.....
September 20th (Game X) I will not get angry here, I just wish to make an observation: why don't they have Festus pin his opponent and then he can tie the guy up and drag him off backstage? That way, I shall get a nice 12 points from him every week. That is all.
IT'S NOT THAT FRICKING HARD
September 20th (Tag Game 8 ) We just want rid of Festus.
OK, that's it, I shall mention my displeasure at Festus's performance this game no more. I shall say nothing else on the matter.
September 23rd (Game X) It's obvious what my team is lacking: surnames. I would be higher if they were still Jesse and Festus Dalton. Remember that?
September 24th Look, I know what I'm doing, OK?
....
It's all mind games....
And Festus doesn't deserve a pick-up truck. Not after failing me and causing me to possibly win the wooden spoon again.
OK, that's it, I shall mention my displeasure at Festus's performance this game no more. I shall say nothing else on the matter.
- BlowUp (20th Sep)
Haha, yeah right.
September 27th (Tag Game 8 )
WOW the Colons won the titles? Thats nuts, I didnt see that coming. Makes me want to go out and ring a bell in the street.
- Cowbell
^Maybe Festus will be motivated enough to win a damn match if you do.
September 30th (Game X) I just realised, I've been going on about Festus not getting me any points but what's Jesse got me??
ENRAGED, THAT'S WHAT HE'S GOT ME.
October 4th I drop F-F-Fe-F-Fes..... Jesse.
If Biscuits n' Gravy win the tag titles or something, I quit. Quit this game. Completely. Never to return.
Same thing if Lance Cade comes out on Raw dressed as a guy from Pickfords....
October 11th I would have contributed more to the "who will win?" discussion but I've been too busy mourning my fall from grace. Well, the grace of third place anyway.
I see Festus won a match on SD. Thank god for that.
October 26th Festus needs to be voted into the US Title match. I have no idea why he's an option to be in that match (I don't recall the recent feud between Benjamin and Festus...) but it has to happen!
October 27th Which one of you bastards didn't vote for Festus?
I know Hammy did. I must have at some point. Why did R-Truth get the match??!!
November 15th Festus - FORGET MARIA AND START WRESTLING MATCHES AGAIN DAMMIT. Seriously though, I finished third last game with Jesse and Festus so I assumed that he would keep scoring well for me.
November 19th (Tag Game 8 ) I'm
**** cursed this game. Festus decides to stop wrestling and become a removal man/Maria stalker
November 29th (Game X) I loved that Miz n' Morrison bit with Festus after the match on SD. . Plus, Festus got me 12 points in the WWE game for a change
December 9th (Game XI – Drafting) If I should pick Festus at some point, I want it to be refused and be made to pick again.
December 27th (Game XI - Drafting)
Festus !!
- Jim
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
December 30th (Game X) OK, I need Festus to make a surprise appearance on ECW, win a #1 contender's tournament, beat Matt for the title and I may be in with a chance of not finishing last.
There's probably more chance of Turkay main eventing Wrestlemania
January 2nd 2009 (Game XI) And if Festus does do better this game I will be mightily pissed off.
February 24th I'll have you know that the first time I had Festus on my team, he got a lot of points. Also helpful was the fact I had Jesse too. When they started dressing as removal men and carting guys away without bothering to pin them was when it all went to
****. Then he disappeared from TV altogether.
That and I was in the mountains for a week away from internet.
- High_times
Was Festus there??
March 10th (Game XII – Drafting) I wonder if Festus will get that elusive World Title feud this game...
March 25th We have reached the point we never thought we'd reach, people. Festus has been classified as 'inactive'. Truly a momentous time.
Has he been gone for that long??
Hope you all enjoyed the classic tale of these three, an adventure with many ups and many more downs that has continued over the years, and you never know, maybe Festus will win World Heavyweight Gold, next time BlowUpYourVideo picks him.
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