The Squared Circle 24/7 **** Championship

[Hammy]

A fun role playing game, someone starts as champion and then its upto the next player to come up with a witty way to beat them (or not) depending on what they write....

Hammy is the **** Champion and sitting in his comfy chair at home in Burnley England.....

[D]

D is dressed up as a pizza delivery man *they have those in England right?* Hammy answers the door, pays for and gets his pizza.

Hammy isn't aware but D has jammed his foot so the door won't close.

Suddenly Hammy opens his Pizza and is hit in the face with a big fireball, he goes down holding his face, D runs in and pins him on the floor

1-2-3

D new **** champ

D then gets on a plane with his new **** championship.... He is enjoying his flight back to the US

[Rankin]

But little does D know that his inflight meal of steak & kidney pie was tampered with laxatives by Rankin dressed in a stewardess uniform.

D runs to the plane toilet where he then verbally taps out to Rankin due to the displeasure.

Rankin is the new **** Champ by tapout.

Meanwhile, new champion Rankin is watching the inflight movie Die Hard....

[More Cowbell]

With Rankin to cheap to rent the headphones to listen to Die Hard a small child hands over his headphones to him so he can listen to the movie.

Rankin is enjoying all the classic bruce willis one liners and lands safely in Tennesse USA. Fresh off his **** win he decides to celebrate by checking out the husky girl strip club. When he walks right into the door and is clubbed 3 times in the head with a 18 inch
Cowbell.  1,    2,    3, all that winning and excitement has cowbell excited and he decides to check out some of the husky girl strippers.

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As the night wears on, Cowbell celebrates his win by becoming increasingly inebriated. His slurred ramblings and vulgar language are annoying the strippers so one of the doormen approaches him. Instead of asking him politely to leave the premises, the 'doorman' grabs one of Cowbell's very own beer bottles and smashes it over his head (this is clearly a gimmicked bottle as real ones don't smash quite that easily)!! It's BUYV, who pins the fallen champ for the title bah gawd! 

BUYV leaves the club and finds himself in the middle of some town in Tennessee at 2 in the morning. Still, he's the **** Champion.....

[Hammy]

...having recovered from the fireball to the face, much like Kane did (but quicker) Hammy arrives in Tennessee at 2.30 in the morning and see's BUYV wandering around in the distance, clearly lost, Hammy see's a phonebox nearby and channeling the spirit of Clark Kent jumps in and in a flash comes back out as his alter ego Bong Buster Bundy.  With rapid speeds he catches up with BUYV and taps him on the shoulder, while BUYV turns round Triple B is inhaling smoke from his bong, he blows it in BUYV's face blinding him and getting him stoned in one fair swoop, he then smashes the bong over his head and hooks the leg, 1...2... BUYV kicks out.  Triple B can't believe it, he reaches into his back pocket for his back-up bong (yes they are big pockets) and turns back round to see BUYV has vanished.....

....dammit!

[Hammy]

24 hours later and Hammy is still in search of BUYV......

....in the distance he can hear bells.....well its Hells Bells.....BUYV has fallen asleep in his car in Tennessee listening to AC/DC (he really must be in a deep sleep), Hammy slips in the passenger side and switches the music to Monster Magnet's Slap in the Face (to really get himself in the mood), BUYV suddenly wakes up and jumps out the car running down the street, he has made a schoolboy error though and left the keys in the ignition, Hammy jumps behind the wheel, starts the engine, puts the car into reverse and nails BUYV with the car, he stops, hops out and runs over, hooks the leg, 1...2....2 and a half BUYV kicks out again.  Hammy can't believe it, he jumps back in the car ready to reverse over BUYV but when he looks in his rearviewmirror (Cheap Pearl Jam pop!) BUYV is gone....again...

Damn you! 

[Rankin]

Soon after in a secluded southern bar, BUYV is healing his wounds with shots of Bells whiskey. (You see real **** champs don't go to Hospitals!)

Little does he know his waiter isn't actually called Juan Diego but is in fact Rankin would a novelty moustache, of course he was already too drunk to notice. Juan (Rankin) then proceeds to deliver BUYD his order of hot chicken soup but in a moment of tacticness Juan throws the soup at BUYD's face, scalding him sending him clenching his face on the floor. Juan celebrates as if he had just realised his bottle of milk was still in date...

...with Juan busy doing a celebratory maccarena dance, More Cowbell sneaks in and pins a hurt BUYV with Rankin being non the wiser.

New **** Champ, More Cowbell!

[BlowUpYourVideo]

I hope I don't have to wear a mask now...

[Rankin]

I hope I don't have to wear a mask now...

It's optional, although it would get you real heat and not your usual Conway pop. 

[Izzy]

Little does More Cowbell know but he's attracted the attention of a major wrestling promotion eager to boost its **** credentials

His first match is a seeminly simple affair against a local jobber called Izzy Joking

However, after hitting his patented 'F U Vince' finisher and attempting the pin, More Cowbell is horrified to realise this is actually an absurd Vince Russo gimmick match in which you need three pins in order to get a key to unlock a case containing a key that unlocks the case the title is in that you then have to put on top of the announce table to win....(phew)

Almost as baffled as the audience More Cowbell pauses long enough for the local jobber to 'Hulk up' and secure the title, Izzy is the new **** champion and heads off to celebrate with Vince Russo!

[D]

Izzy and Vince head to club Chubby to check out some strippers and maybe get some lap dances.

Izzy is so drunk he has no clue what is going on

All of a sudden a girl comes over and asks Izzy if he'd like a lapdance.

Izzy says sure and the girl says, just lay down on your back and let me get on top of u

the girl gets on top of Izzy and out of nowhere a referee appears

1,2,3

THe chick stands up and takes off her wig to reveal itself as Hammy

Hammy New **** Champ via crossdressing

[Hammy]

Hey it works for me, its not my fault Izzy has bad taste in women.

And if all it took was a wig to swerve him  sorry I mean Russo swerve him 

Hammy makes his way to the airport and jets out to Jamaica....

[BlowUpYourVideo]

*I would just like to say that for a thread that's not reached its second page, there seems to have been a lot of crossdressing and chubby strippers already.*


Continue....

[Izzy]

While in Jamaca, Hammy attends a clinic for some....sorry....incidents in obtaining the title

The Doctor, an Issac Yankem, is dubious anything can be done - but provides copious amounts of pot (for a small fee)

Dazed and confused Hammy hands the title to an equally confused patient....and his black and white stripped friend...

D, new **** champion