The Squared Circle 24/7 **** Championship

[D]

D quickly runs outside and catches a cab.......

[Hammy]

....the cab driver turns to D, "Where to Donnie?" he says with a manical laugh, its BUYV, D trys to get out but the cab doors are locked, smoke starts to fill the cab, BUYV has gassed him out (doesn't ask what with, you don't want to know), BUYV, complete with gas mask on for his own protection opens the door and drags D's motionless body out, he hooks the leg...1...2...Whack!  It's Rankin with saucepan in hand, he has whacked BUYV over the head and stopped the pin, he hooks BUYV leg forgetting D is the champion, 1...2...3, Rankin is celebrating not realising he has pinned the wrong person, a random passer by who followers the **** story all over the world comes over and informs Rankin he isn't the champ, he turns round to look for D but D has vanished, he snaps and beats down BUYV to a bloody pulp.....

.....D still **** champion, whereabouts unknown.

[Izzy]

In Vince Russo's volcano lair, D plots a method of retaining the title for life by changing the 24/7 rule via a special match

Believing the match type to be unique D talks to Vince about its seemingless endless stipulations - however, Vince is furious that one of his own daft match types has been copied and hits D over the head with his most valuable possesion - a dubioulsy aquired WCW title belt...

Vince's good friend and muse, Izzy, hopes to take advantage and rushes to the scene and delivers his famous ''Fall from Grace'' finisher which closely resembles a Tombstone Piledriver from the top rope (in this case from the top of Vince's statute of himself)

...attampting the pin, Izzy realises he is actually holding Vince's blow up doll of D and not the real thing...

D speeds away in Charles Manson's VW van (the source of Russo's power) still the **** Champion

[D]

D finally gets to his house and is exhausted from the title defenses and running for his life.

He decides to head into the shower before bed.

meanwhile, Rankin gets an anonymous tip from a fat toothless convenience store worker in which he paid for mightily..... and he pulls up to D's house

He goes inside and into a bedroom where he sees D lying in bed asleep.

he prances over real gently to the bed and puts a finger on D's chest; 1,2,3

new **** champ...............errrrrrrrrr

From behind D stun guns Rankin who falls to the floor and loses control of his bodily functions. D pins Rankin in a puddle of **** 1,2,3

Turns out Rankin pinned D's twin Brother "Z"

[D]

D throws Rankin outside in the trash, goes back inside, tells Z to grab his bags, they gotta stay on the run.

They go outside and hop into the car and pull out of the driveway

[Izzy]

Thanks to a mix of steroids patented by Chris Benoit, D finds that he rarely needs to sleep or eat

Unfortunately, side effects include a obsession with gambling

Having made a 56 hour flight to Las Vegas (thanks to an incompetant airline) D quickly finds himself $800,000 dollars in debt

The Casino will accept title belts as payment (and has a wall of IC titles and ECW titles already), D leaves the casino debt free, married (somehow) but no longer the **** Champion...

A few blocks away Hammy fills a suitcase with all his winnings from that night....and the **** Championship....

[More Cowbell]

After Cowbell decided to take a little Vaca' to relax from some serious **** beatings we find him out in Las Vegas. Where he is throwing Quarters for broke vacationers to dance for when a reflection of the lights of the strips reveals that One delitable **** Belt is peaking out of a backpack on Hammy's Shoulder. Being the Heel type of guy Cowbell is he realizes it would be lot eaiser to send in the broken vacationers who lost everything to get hammy for HIM. He declares $100 bounty on Hammy and the broke bastards are all over him on the strip. the group holds his arms and legs down and just as about Cowbell is going to stroll on in and plant a victory foot to the chest, A Man in a trenchcoat and hat swoops in and get a quick 1,2,3 on the pinned down Hammy. Cowbell Furious Ripped the hat off the man and sees a mask followed, by a brass knuckle to the face knocking him out cold in a Las Vegas Street.


New Champion....... Masked Murader of Nevada? (WHo is he)

[scotta75]

As More Cowbell walks out the door he is hit with a stun gun from behind shocking down to the ground. Scott quickly pins more More Cowbell as the referee counts 1...2.....3

Scott jumps up quickly grabs the **** title and jumps into his rental car and takes off out the parking lot going back to Kentucky the best way he knows how as doing about 100 mph!

[Gnrfan]

While Scott is travellng at 100MPH GNRFAN uses his CB radio to get a juggernault to block the road,

As Scott gets out to see what going on, GNRFAN creeps up behind him, hitting him with his signature move... poke to the eye and then kick in the nuts.

1,2,3 New **** champion GNRFAN

GNRFAN then boards a plane to Australia, at the check in the airport attendant says "Oh GNRFAN, as you are the best **** champion ever we'll upgrade your ticket to first class. That way no-one can get to you for the duration of the flight"

 

[Hammy]

Little does Gnrfan know the plane is actually going to Japan.

As the plane lands he gets off with a slightly confused look, entering the airport the brand new entrance theme of a superstar blasts out through speakers around the airport...



Its Hammy, under the guise of Repo "Japan" Man, on grey Repo ring attire and with a Japanese flag in hand, he sneaks up behind Gnrfan and breaks the flag over Gnrfan, hooks the leg...1...2....3

Repo "Japan" Man runs off into the distance....

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Repo "Japan" Man exits the airport and hails a taxi. He climbs in and *gasp* it's BUYV in the driver's seat! Despite his earlier Jack Tweed experience with Rankin i n Jamaica, he's trying the taxi tactic again. He turns around pokes the champ in the eye. BUYV gets out, pulls the dazed champ from the car, clocks him with the flag for good measure and goes for the cover. 1...2.... Repo "Japan" Man kicks out! The two brawl, with RJM finally fooling BUYV by telling him Festus is behind him. The champ gets in BUYV's taxi and drives off!

[Gnrfan]

Knowing that no Japanese person can resist Sushi .... GNRFAN sets up a sushi stand at the side of the road near the airport. He waits for hours watching re-runs of Seinfeld, until finally BJM turns up. GNRFAN offers BJM so much Sushi he needs a nap.... While BJM is asleep GNRFAN uses his little finger to get the 1,2,3.

GNRFAN sneeks off back to the Airport where he boards a flight to Australia, with only the clothes on his back, a japanese manga comic, the **** title and a best sushi known to man.

As the plane takes off BJM awakes sees his title is gone then sees one last bit of Sushi..... he eats it and says "Worth It"

[Rankin]

While Gnrfan is celebrating on course for Australia, little does he realise the title he holds is a replica one bought from the online Squared Circle shop. And also that the guy he fed Sushi to was RJM's (Repo 'Japan' Man's) little Nephew who likes to dress up as his heroic Uncle....Gnrfan pinned BJM - Barry 'Japan' Man. (misspelling is a **** Gnrfan  )

Still champ - Repo 'Japan' Man & his alias's for pretty much any other Country.

[Gnrfan]

GNRFAN Maintains his belt is legit and challenges RJM to a match on Bondi beach to show who the real champion is. RJM can't resist and arrives just in time to see GNRFAN ready to go. They Lock up.... GNRFAN reverses into a Sleeper Hold.... unfortunatley for RJM due to the Jet Lag he can't stay awake and is out cold as GNRFAN gets the 1,2,3!!!!!!

GNRFAN gets on a speedboat and speeds off with both titles.... When RJM wakes up he cuts a promo saying ......

[Hammy]

...I'll get you next time you CLB.

Now hit MY music...