HTGTH: WWE Game Profiles (Game I-IX)

[Hammy]

WWE Game Profiles I-IX Part 1



Hailing From: England
WWE Game Titles, 1-Time WWE Game IC Champion, 1-Time WWE Game Tag Team Champion, 1-Time Wooden Spoon Winner.
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 38.43%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 49.56%
WWE Game Highlight: Winning Tag Team Gold (And observing the Cowbell vs D feud)
WWE Game Low Point: John fuckin’ Cena
Bio: Jim started the game as part of the original seven, he lacked faith in himself and quickly made a point of mocking his team and his performances.  Due to D walking out on the first Game he was lucky enough to snag John Cena.  His jobber ways were apparent early.  Even with Cena as part of his team he was unable to keep his team from finishing last.

Over the next five games he only managed to avoid being in the bottom three on one occasion when he achieved 7th out of 10 in Game IV.  Always one to crack jokes Jim had from the start of the games established a rapport with all the other players, often utilising his dead pan humour to berate his team and his lack of knowledge when he was playing despite having no access to WWE TV.  To quote the man himself, he was “Picking Blind” for years.  Comedy Jobber status seemed assured, everyone thought he was great, but it had quickly become a case of who was going to battle it out near the bottom of the league with Jim.  Then, things took a turn for the worst.  By the time Game VII’s drafting was starting, only two other originals were left in the game, and Jim was nowhere to be found.  Unable to show in time he was cut and turned up late explaining extra curricular activites as the reasons for his game absence.  Due to his jobber status, few thought he would be bothered about returning.  When Game VIII came about though, he was ready to go and do battle and he managed to shock the WWE Game world.

From the early stages of the game he ascended to the top of the league, shocked by his high standing he began taking bets on how long he would last before he wound up bottom of the league, as the weeks and months rolled on it was apparent that he was not for moving.  He was steadfast at the top of the league, Hammy was close but Jim was dominating this game.  In fact he was dominating two games.  The newly established tag team of Jim and Malcolm had shot to tag team stardom mowing down all the other teams in their path.  Going into the final event of the game, Wrestlemania, Jim was still leading and confident of victory.  A Pre-Show Battle Royal featured his star Kane, while his other star CM Punk won a MITB Match.  The Live Scoring of the event showed Jim clearly in the lead, unfortunately the feed during the Battle Royal had been cut so those points were to be added on after, but since everyone knew his man Kane had won, surely it was a formality?  After Wrestlemania, Jim was leading as the Battle Royal scores were tallied the next day.  The final scores showed Jim had won by 2 points.  Jim had come full circle and achieved World Title status in the WWE Game.  It was not to be though, during the live feed, Hammy’s team had been given 3 points less than they should have, when things were corrected, Jim had slipped to 2nd and IC Title Gold, by the slightest and cruellest of margins, 1 point.

The positives?  Well he and Malcolm won those Tag Titles and Jim had achieved his 1st singles title, it was at the time, of little consolation, to quote the man “I feel sick”.  So that was it, Jim had gone from jobber to near King of the Mountain in one game, but he hadn’t quite made it.  Many saw it as a fluke, a one time rise from the lower ranks.  They were wrong.  Game IX and an inspired Jim was ready to challenge again, putting his faith in CM Punk again, he spent the entire game in the top 4-5 players and finished a respectable 4th.  He has quickly established his position as a Main Event calibre player on the edge of Glory, his past moments of jobberdom are just that, the past.  Much like Matt Hardy spent years on RAW in 1994, 1995, 1996 and 1997, jobbing week in, week out, Jim has spent those years and has hot shotted his way to the Matt Hardy of today, a guy on the verge of reaching the pinnacle of the game.  Luckily for Jim, he also has twice the character and personality of Hardy.  If Matt Hardy and Roddy Piper were to have a love child, it would be called Jim; “He’s here to chew bubblegum and kickass, and he’s all out of bubblegum”.

Memorable Quotes:
Aye, I be here.

Maybe I don't finish last this time, no?

Maybe I pick some real wrestlers this time, no?

Maybe I kick all your asses, speak true. (Dec 22nd 2005)

There's no allow about it.

I'm high placed enough for such a move!

I would cut a promo that ended with 'victory will be mine'...

But one look at my team shows that ain't gonna happen.

Hell, I can't even say 'Victoria will be mine' anymore......

Because she's been picked even though she's still on the list. Fool! (Jan 4th 2006)

Okay, I trade the Undertaker Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.

Oh, and Kane for Chyna. (Feb 5th 2006)

And, I could be making a late push for oh wait my teams too ****. (Feb 28th 2006)

It's still possible that Jim will move from last (Hammy)

Damn, did I end up in The Joke Thread again? (March 1st 2006)

Yep, someone can make tag team belt avatars or something. (Evolution)

Christ, I don't actually have to wear mine, do I?

I mean, I have a reputation up top to think about. I can't be known to hang around with you wrestling geeks!

(Oh, I just remembered, me and my mystery partner will come last anyway) (March 1st 2006)

Oh yeah, D's reading time...

Make that 5 days.  (March 15th 2006)

Whoa yeah! Mallrat, you can suck my dick, ****.    

(Seriously... If you want to, you can) (16th December 2006)

I'd like to resign my team, please.

Bollocks to this, it was bad enough picking a team having not watched wrestling for three months, but losing my top pick again?

I'm not going through the humiliation of sitting bottom for the whole game (8th January 2007)



Hailing From: USA
WWE Game Titles: 2-Time WWE Game IC Champion, 1-Time WWE Game US Champion
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 86%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: N/A
WWE Game Highlight: The “Perfect” Champion – Always a Title Holder.
WWE Game Low Point: Never being around enough to take his team all the way to the top
Bio:  Rob was another member of the original seven players and holds the unique record of winning a title in every game he has played.  A star of the first three games, in every game he was challenging for the #1 spot and held it for long periods during the games, unfortunately he was not a very active player.  He picked his star roster and left them to it, and that in itself is even more impressive.  He never got into trading back and forth to further his team, he let his team of originals do the talking.  It’s quite clear looking back he may have been the most naturally gifted player in the history of the game and if he had been around more he would have undoubtedly won the WWE Game World Title.  Since his departure from the game little has been seen or said about him, many of the New Breed probably don’t even know who he is, but amongst the originals, his legend lives on.

Memorable Quotes:
“I tried to warn everybody.  Do I have to spell it out on the obscenely expensive Robitron 5000?  Roll the footage monkeys!!!” (October 5th 2005)

Damn, I'm so good at this I don't even have to show up to maintain my top spot.  I'm like the friggin' Undertaker.  That dude wrestles once every two months and he's still getting a title shot.  And when its all said and done, all my opponents in the WWE Game will rest...in...peace. (Feb 5th 2006)



Hailing From: England
WWE Game Titles: -
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: N/A
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: N/A
WWE Game Highlight: Forming Chick With A Dick
WWE Game Low Point: Bombing in two games
Bio:  Fieldsy arrived in the WWE Game land in Game III, and like Mordecai’s appearance in WWE, his time was short lived.  Unfortunately he struggled in his debut and only game, finishing 10th out of 11.  Tag wise he did not fair any better but did form the legendary named Tag Team Chick With A Dick.  Post WWE Game he’s been busy getting married and attending many a GN’R gig.

[Hammy]

Hailing From: Scotland
WWE Game Titles: 1-Time WWE Game World Champion, 2-Time WWE Game US Champion
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 72%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 60%
WWE Game Highlight: D’s reaction when he snagged the Highlanders live during RAW
WWE Game Low Point:  Not winning even more Gold?
Bio:  The creator, the leader....the one who started it all.  Back in 2005 Evolution took the WWE Fantasy Concept and revolutionised it for the HTGTH Board and the WWE Game was born.  He wasn’t just a creator, he was a player to and one hell of a player at that.  In his first game he raced home to victory to hold the nearly created WWE Game World Title, leaving all the contenders in his wake.  The next two games were less than stellar an 8th and a 5th place finish had people wondering whether the creator was just a one hit wonder.  His attempts at Tag Team stardom had faired no better either.  The Mock & Jock Connection, an alliance with long team friend Jim just missed out on the Gold and when he was paired with mallrat in an Intergender Team, the writing was on the wall, teaming with people certainly did not work and he was best sticking to singles.  This decision was heavily influenced by his improvement in the Singles game, climbing to 3rd he snagged a new title, WWE Game US Gold.  The 5th game proved to be just as successful with Evolution retaining his US Title, but he had no intention of defending it.  As the game had gone on he had become disillusioned with the WWE product and the Game and announced his retirement from running and participating in the game, and like that, he was gone. (Verbal Kint, aye)

His absence did not go unnoticed, people wanted him back, a legend of the game, he was sorely missed and despite rumoured negotiations with WWE Game management he was nowhere to be seen.  Many suspected he was the face behind Mystery X but it was not to be.  Games 6-9 had gone by and it looked like he was done for good.

Game X began with the intention of it being the greatest game yet, a historic landmark in WWE Games, nobody expected them to last when they first started.  The usual group of misfits had signed up to participate along with a new player, simply known as “?”.  Through Hammy he left a variety of messages for players such as D and clearly had issues with some of the players, rumours persisted about who this mystery player could be, Arron? Izzy? Axl4Life? Evolution?  The plot thickened when Evolution eventually returned, but not as a player, but as the new voice for “?”.  He refuted claims he was “?” and stated clearly he merely speaks on his behalf.  It looked like Evolution had gone from Hulk Hogan to Bobby Heenan territory, no bad thing but for those who knew what he was capable of, it still wasn’t great to see a star, still in his prime, not participating.

“?” vignettes began airing promising he would reveal himself to the members of the game August 12th.  “?” was clearly a technological whizz having grasped how to upload videos to Youtube, the anticipation was building, he had used several different accounts when uploading these promos to confuse people even further.  August 12th came and Axl4Life came forward and announced himself as “?”, the mystery was solved, or so everyone thought.  As people were still reeling in shock taking in this revelation, Evolution stepped forward claiming he was “?”, but then Cheapjon and A Private Eye also laid claim to being “?”, nobody had a clue what was happening.

In the midst of the confusion following this elaborate Spartacus Angle, Evolution stepped forward and announced himself as being the real “?”, and promising he was returning to take back his crown.

So 3 years on from the debut game and Evolution is back and looking to take the #1 spot once again, what does the future hold?  Is this a one game only deal?  Does he have any ring rust?  Has the game evolved beyond his skill set in his absence?  One thing is for sure, Evolution is a Mystery.

Memorable Quotes:
Yo D, i read Todd Grisham's getting a big push this year. Did you see him on Raw. The ball in motion my KFC loving buddy (Dec 27th 2005)

Jeez D, you'd blame the fact you had a white t-shirt on during the drafting if you could (Feb 4th 2006)

I have no energy to cut a promo that is relevant to me team! I'll just say you will never forget the name of oooh...Evolution (March 5th 2006)



Hailing From: Lakefield, Ontario, Canada.
WWE Game Titles: 1-Time WWE Game Champion, 1-Time WWE Game Tag Team Champion, 2-Time Wooden Spoon Winner
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 46.57%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 49.18%
WWE Game Highlight: One of only 3 people to have won the World and Tag Team Titles
WWE Game Low Point: Finishing last, twice.
Bio: If this game had a Team Canada, Malcolm would certainly be the Captain.  The only Canadian representative in the original seven, Malcolm’s career has been full of highs and lows.  A Top 5 superstar in his first 3 games, people questioned whether he could make it past midcard status.  Unafraid to let anyone get in his way, even his fellow Canadian and Tag Team Partner in “The Mounties”, Neemo, he went toe-to-toe with Neemo throughout WWE Game IV.  The lead went back and forth between the two of them with nothing to really separate them.  They provided excitement never before seen in the WWE Game.  In the first three the eventual Champions, towards the end had coasted to victory, this was a battle closer than ever.  Malcolms experience proved to be the deciding factor in the end, snatching victory by a then record 5 point margin.  For the 4th Game in a row a New World Champion had been crowned, and the future looked rosey. 

The next game was weak for Malcolm his title defence was poor, finishing 7th in Singles action and as part of The Mounties floundering at the bottom of the Tag Game.  Singles action was not getting any better either, with 4 bottom finishes in the next 4 games, Malcolm’s fall from grace has been a sudden and painful one.  He has found some solace in the tag game, riding to glory with Brit underdog Jim and in doing so becoming one of only 3 players to have won the World and Singles Title.   Unfortunately J & M’s first title defence proved to be unsuccessful.  Malcolm’s reached a crossroads in his career now, he’s been to the top of both mountains and held two belts some can only dream of holding, in doing so he’s proved his capable of doing it again.  The only question people have now would be; Is Malcolm more of a Chris Jericho or a Test?

WWE Game Profiles I-IX Part 2



Hailing From: ?
WWE Game Titles: 2-Time Wooden Spoon Winner
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 21%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: N/A
WWE Game Highlight: N/A
WWE Game Low Point: Never really getting past Lombardi status.
Bio:  makane never really made it past Val Venis circa 2007 status.  In the first game he made a great start and even appeared to have a chance at a top 3 finish, unfortunately he finished in the bottom 3.  The next 2 games, he seemed to just give up, his team selection was awful, and after 2 Wooden Spoons in a row, he quit the game, destined to be remembered as a Steve Lombardi.

Memorable Quotes:
Too bad Carlito's gonna gain me some major points when he wins the WWE belt today (Jan 8th 2006)



Hailing From: USA
WWE Game Titles: 1-Time WWE Game IC Champion, 2-Time WWE Game Tag Team Champion
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 47.36%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 81.89%
WWE Game Highlight: Ruling the Tag Team World
WWE Game Low Point: Just coming short of screwing over D.
Bio:  A tag team legend if ever there was one, certainly the games Billy Gunn.  In his first 4 tag games, 2 victories and 2 runner-ups placings cannot be questioned.  For 3 of those games he was part of the infamous T & S Outlaws and following their unfortunate split he formed the explosive TNT with Neemo who had a successful one game run.  After a self imposed sabbatical from Tag Team Action, he returned in Game IX ready to rise to the top, his partnership with high_times in the Brains Buster started the game in storming fashion and were top contenders for most of the season, towards the end though, they started to slip and finished 5th, a place which doesn’t really do them justice.  Yet to sign up for the new Tag Game, his future is in doubt.

He will be back in Singles action, that is guaranteed, his team is ready to go.  It’s quite possible now he’s focusing on just one game so he can translate his Tag Team success to the Singles game.  From the outset he’s always shown he has what it takes to be a champion, but generally finishes in a midcard-lowermidcard position.  In Game V he came within inches on snatching the World Title, with the assistance of mallrat he nearly screwed D over at the last when mallrat gave her strongest players to Timothy, in a drop bait and switch movement which left the eventual champion fuming.  This just proved to everyone else he was prepared to do whatever it took to defeat D and this helped aid his popularity amongst the fans.  Since that game he’s slipped back down the ladder, a stint as the Mystery X seemed to have a negative effect on him.  Now he’s playing just one game and free of poor gimmicks, those who know him well see a different Timothy, and one who can rise to the top and hold aloft the WWE Game World Title.

Memorable Quotes:
D cutting a nice little promo

Barks like HHH but bites like Double J. (Feb 28th 2006)


 
Hailing From: Leeds, England
WWE Game Titles: 1-Time WWE Game US Champion, 2-Time WWE Game Tag Team Champion
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 57%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 80%
WWE Game Highlight: Winning US Title Gold in his Debut Game.
WWE Game Low Point: Failing to return in time to defend his Tag Team Titles with slash666.
Bio:  Conspicuous by his absence would be one way to describe axl_rose_700 these days.  He burst on to the WWE Game scene in Game II and immediately won US Title Gold and from there on the future looked bright.  Unfortunately in the 4 following games the best he could muster was a 4th place.  He looked all set to win the World Title as well when he drafted Mr MITB Rob Van Dam but a Drugs Bust later and things were not looking so good.  A consistent performer for sure, he’s been absent the past few games, which unfortunately has affected his extremely successful Tag Team partnership. 

The first two tag games were mid card finishes, but his pairing with slash666 ignited some sort of magic.  The Rose 666 Express as they would become known did battle with The T & S Outlaws throughout the 3rd Tag Team Game, snatching a win at the final event of the season, Wrestlemania to end the Outlaws reign.  They were no one hit wonders either as they followed up in the 4th game winning again, but that’s where things took a turn for the worst.

axl_rose_700 had been absent and his partner was unable to find him, this meant the champions were not permitted to defend their belts and subsequently never got the opportunity to defend the titles.  This all changed with the 7th tag game.  The 7th was made to be a game of Champions.  Every team had a past champion, and several teams were past champions.  Jim & Malcolm the current winners and the Rose 666 Express were thrown into the mix.  axl_rose_700 had been tracked down and was ready to reform the team that never got the chance to defend their belts.  Early into the drafting process though, he disappeared again and is still MIA.  Without him around the team has struggled and it’s existence is in jeopardy, the next game is putting people with brand new partners, and axl_rose_700 still hasn’t been found.  A Tag Team Star lost in the midst, Marty Jannetty come on down...



Hailing From: USA
WWE Game Titles: 1-Time Wooden Spoon Winner
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 44%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 44%
WWE Game Highlight: Being the only female in Game History
WWE Game Low Point: Wooden Spoon Winning
Bio:  The first and only female to ever participate in a WWE Game, mallrat shocked the world in Game II when she arrived in a male dominated business and gave as good as she got.  For all those who thought she’d end up in last place she managed a respectable 8th out of 10 in her first outing ahead of game veterans Jim and makane.  Inspired by that solid start, next time out she achieved 4th, just missing out on a title she vowed to return the next game, stronger and better than ever.  In the next 4 games she did not achieve the same high points of WWE Game III and found little success in Tag Action, feeling the pressure of some poor results, like many before her she quit the WWE Game.  Whether she’ll return is doubtful, but whatever the case she’s cemented her place in history as the first and only female competitor on the WWE Game scene.


 
Hailing From: Canada
WWE Game Titles: 1-Time WWE Game IC Champion, 1-Time Wooden Spoon Winner
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 58%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 60%
WWE Game Highlight: Intercontinental Gold!
WWE Game Low Point: Inexperience costing him the big one
Bio:  Seen as an underdog from the start, he made it clear he did not keep up with the ongoings in the WWE and was more old school, much to the amusement of other members who saw him as easy pickings.  He shocked them all snatching 2nd and IC Gold in his debut game (Game IV) and only lost out in the end by 5 points.  Many have looked back since blasting his inexperience and believe if he’d been a regular watcher he could have undoubtedly held that World Title aloft.

His next two games were a tale of 2 cities, so to speak, last place and 4th place, he still showed he was a quality player, Top 4 twice in 3 games is no easy feat.  His tag team work was that of legend to, forming the infamous Mounties who came 2nd in their debut game and reformed to gain last in the follow up game.  It was the explosive TNT that proved to be the end of Neemo, after achieving 2nd with Timothy, he decided to return to Roses of Velvet and leave the Game having never quite made the #1 spot in either game.

Memorable Quotes:
**** me....All I get is 5 points 5 points five points....win you bastards!!! (22nd January 2007)

[Hammy]

WWE Game Profiles I-IX Part 3



Hailing From: Burnley, England
WWE Game Titles: 2-Time WWE Game World Champion, 2-Time WWE Game IC Champion, 2-Time WWE Game US Champion, 3-Time WWE Game Tag Team Champion
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 76.63%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 85.91%
WWE Game Highlight: Winning 9 Titles (Being the ONLY Grand Slam Champion)
WWE Game Low Point: The demise of The T & S Outlaws
Bio:  Hammy joined the WWE Game almost immediately upon its creation and has since gone on to win numerous titles and take over the running of the game from creator Evolution.  Throughout the games he has had back and forth battles with D over the World Titles and one goal remains to catch and overtake D with World Title victories.

One of Hammy’s favourite moments was the formation of the T & S Outlaws, a team who dominated the first 2 tag games and came within touching distance of winning the 4th.

The only 3 games Hammy would rather forget are games 4, 5 and 7 when he finished a less than stellar 6th, 6th and 9th.

In Hammy’s forceable future he is looking to win a few more World Titles before taking a backseat and enjoying retirement.

Memorable Quotes:
The day Repo Man returns and wins Gold you'll know I am part of the creative team (Feb 7th 2006)

Just imagine had I had a healthy Batista!!!!!!!!! (D)
Dude, this is like the 500th time you've asked us to imagine 'What If?' or 'I Could of been a contender' (March 6th 2006)



Hailing From: England
WWE Game Titles: 1-Time WWE Game Champion
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 60.94%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 24.29%
WWE Game Highlight: World Title Success!
WWE Game Low Point: Never following it up...
Bio: Gnrfan is now a 6th game veteran.  Originally brought in as part of the New Breed, he steadily worked his way up to the top.  A 5th place start defeating game veterans such as Hammy showed early promise but all that was undone when he went to Australia and was unable to manage his team, finishing 12th in his second game, his value had diminished over night.

Things were different for his 3rd game, getting a high pick in the draft list he was confident from the outset and spent the whole game battling with Hammy and slash666, despite some hairy moments, there were never any real doubts and he shot home to a World Title victory.  Since that win he’s consolidated his time with midcard status, 4th place, 7th place and 6th place he has kept a relatively good standing without actually achieving what most know he is capable of.  He is one of the few World Champions never to have won any others titles and that has to be of bitter disappointment.

Leading into Game X things have changed, he has returned from Oz as is now a more dedicated lean, mean fighting machine, he’s warned D and everyone else, Gnrfan is coming for his 2nd Title.   

Memorable Quotes:
We'll take MISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

and Mike Knox.




Gnrfan... Dude. I'm so sorry. I don't have a clue. And time's running down. (Jim)


No thats cool. mate. Kennedy was a good choice. I think were both just guessing (27th August 2006)

Ahh, Dave Taylor, eh?

... I have no idea who that is.

Gnrfan? (Jim)


Not a **** clue who he is.

You would think he couldn't make us any worse. But personally i wouldn't. It would give us the impossible mission of picking our weakest link to swap  . . . there are a few and knowing our luck we'd **** it up . . . more than we already have (24th October 2006)

**** yeah.

Cena Came through for me big time. And i think the reason why i won was all the trades i had left.

I dedicate this win to Slash666 for a great effort i really thought you had me dude. But the new breed is strong.

and to D for showing me what it is to be a champion . . . expect me to be 2nd from bottom next game (28th August 2007)



Hailing From: Parts Unknown (Rumoured to be Cobb County Georgia, USA)
WWE Game Titles: -
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 60.18%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 36.19%
WWE Game Highlight: Enforcing the Law
WWE Game Low Point: Failing to win a title (yet)
Bio:  The Law, ready to serve hard times to all the competitors has been on the rise since his debut in Game VII.  He had a lowly 8th finish but learned from his mistakes and has now achieved 4th place in back to back games on the fringe of title greatness like several others he has vanished from the game.  A player who often picked hosstacular players such as JBL, The Great Khali, Snitsky & Mark Henry, his love for big men will be missed; his future is currently unknown but expect to see this player serving hard times again, sometime in the not too distant future.


 
Hailing From: Parts Unknown
WWE Game Titles: -
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: N/A
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team:  N/A
WWE Game Highlight: Coming with inches of Tag Team Superstardom in his first game.
WWE Game Low Point: Heart over head picks.
Bio:  Rasputin came and went in a flash.  A late arrival for Game IX, he picked with his heart over his head, much to the amusement of D, but that didn’t stop his team from performing well and securing him a solid 6th place in his debut and to this date only game.  Due to releases and inactivity his team was essentially a three man team so his position is all the more impressive, and a top three finish would of been expected if he’d made some picks with his head rather than his heart.  Nonetheless he’s had a good 1st game performance and despite vanishing 2 months ago and not resigning, many expect to see this young star return in the future, especially if his tag team credentials are anything to go by.  Due to his absence sweet616 may have taken control of the Job Squad, but you can’t fault 2nd in your debut Tag Game.

Memorable Quotes:
I know my picks weren’t very good, but I love those guys
Ill go with a wrestler I like over a big-time wrestler I can’t stand (20th March 2008)



Hailing From: Texas, USA
WWE Game Titles: 1-Time WWE Game IC Champ, 1-Time Wooden Spoon Winner
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 44.28%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 37.23%
WWE Game Highlight: IC Glory!
WWE Game Low Point: Slipping since his one time success
Bio: The resisdent Mr 4:20 of the WWE Game, his name wasn’t just meant to attribute to his outside of the game activites.  High_times has wanted to be as high up the league as possible from the outset.  His stoner ways have shone through the game since Stoned became Hammy and refuted the Weed.  Forming the World’s Highest Tag Team and striving for success in the Singles game, his one crowning glory so far has been an IC Title win.  Refusing to take game drug tests on numerous occasions he maintains he is clean for duty and hopes his clear headed ways will take him to further success, many believe it’s his true, cloudy headed ways that are holding him back, one thing is definitely for certain, the green ones presence will continue to grow as the game carries on evolving. 

Memorable Quotes:
I'm in third place??!! I'm in shock. And feeling cocky. 

I'm moving up to 1st soon, just wait and see Suckers!.  : ok:  (8th November 2007)

You guys are suckers. I'm the real winner. I WON A WOODEN SPOON ****! Don't be jealous.  (20th August 2008)

[Hammy]

Hailing From: Chattanooga,Tn, USA.
WWE Game Titles: 3-Time WWE Game Champion, 1-Time WWE Game Tag Team Champion
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 56.48%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 62.85%
WWE Game Highlight: First and only Double Champion (Winning the World and Tag Titles in the same game)
WWE Game Low Point: Finishing 2nd bottom 3 times.
Bio:  D, D, D...Donnie....Donald.  So many words come to mind, the one way he would like to be known would be as the games perennial heel and that in many ways is a fitting title.  Never has a player managed to wind people up so much, create so much hatred and have all the other players willing him to lose.  

Not one to duck controversy, D has had back and forth arguments and feuds with so many players.  The Original Seven was meant to be an Awesome Eight, but D and Hammy had a bust up in the early stages leading to D doing an Austin and taking his ball and going home.  The pull of the game did not keep him away for long.  After burying the hatchet with Hammy he returned for Game II promising to win, but when his #1 Pick Batista got injured everyone knew this was definitely not going to happen.  1000 excuses later and he’d entered a 7th out of 10th place finish and established himself as a midcard heel....it was a start.  

D had spent the latter part of Game II promising everything would be different come Game III, few believed it would be.  Game III began in controversial fashion with a re-draft being performed after the players took more time to draft than Ultimate Warrior did to cut a promo on Hulk Hogan in WCW.  D won fairly comfortably in the end after fending off Hammy and Rob and looked to retain his Gold in Game IV.  This Game signalled the start of a deadly pattern that has continued throughout.  D finished 9th out of 10th, then in the next game he won becoming the first 2 time champion.  But unable to build on this he chalked up a further 2 2nd last positions and a 6th place.  D’s consistency is just not there, he would have you believe it’s because he takes gambles and its win or bust.  Whatever the case he is now the only 3 time World Champion having won the 3rd game and also taking the Tag Title in the same game stats like this can’t be argued with, there is something more to his wins though, something much bigger and that’s his feuds.

His first major feud was ignited after AtariLegend his newly chosen Tag Partner tried to trade him.  Refusing to team with him he hunted down a new partner, finding sweet616, someone who he was unfamiliar with.  He had no idea he had previously argued with this guy, and when alerted to the fact, laughed it off saying they’d buried the hatchet now.  Oh how wrong he was.  They have gone down in history as the most destructive tag team ever.   Unable to agree on picks they verbally slated each other for all to see and made trades when the other wasn’t around, they have never managed to sort out their differences but since they split have said little to each other.  Being partners for only one game was probably a good thing, their destructive nature could not have sustained another game.

D’s much busier these days with Cowbell.  Over the course of the 9th game they have had more verbal sparing sessions than any two in game history and have vowed to settle things once and for all in Game X.  Their hatred knows no bounds, they wanted to face off in a $50 showdown, then they decided to put game status on the line as well, but then they realised that this feud was bigger than that and there was only one way to settle it, in a “Avatar/Signature of Doom Match”, oh yes, they went that far, they pushed that boundary nobody thought they could and are having that deadly match, the loser will have to wear round an avatar and signature of the winners choice...oh the shame of it all!

Memorable Quotes:
In our Brokeback Mountain Express tag team, I am Heath Ledger for the record. (March 4th 2006)

I drop Victoria and pick up God

He is Shawn Micheals tag partner so it counts! (1st May 2006)

I drop Big Show and Mitch and pick up

The New Age Outlaws!

I read they got signed?

If not then overlook this post. (27th May 2006)

I don’t care where I pick this game. I am diligently researching every pick.

I’ve been watching all the shows closely, I have a great idea of who is doing what and I can guarantee u that every member of my roster this game will have value unlike last game where I totally **** up.   (9th December 2006)

Would it be possible for me to trade D? (AtariLegend)

I’m a former champion u dipshit.  (19th December 2006)



Hailing From: Somewhere near Edinburgh, Scotland
WWE Game Titles: 2-Time WWE Game Tag Team Champion, 1-Time WWE Game US Champion, 1-Time Wooden Spoon Winner
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 48.25%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 79.33%
WWE Game Highlight: Tag Team Success
WWE Game Low Point: Wooden Spoon Victory
Bio: Crashing onto the 5th game as the second coming of the new breed along with slash666, sweet616 and high_times, BlowUp has quickly established himself as one of the best loved WWE Game players.  Many saw promise in his first game achieving a superb 4th his three follow up games were less than stellar though his focus has diverted towards the Tag Game by that point.

Forming the BlowUp/HammyTime Connection the duo won Tag Gold in the 5th Tag Game and looked to be a force to be reckoned with for many games to come, their existence was exterminated within a game unfortunately after being knocked into 2nd place.

None of this deterred this explosive character, famed for his witty one liners he formed a deadly partnership with D.  They wreaked havoc on the 9th Singles Game and 7th Tag Game, Taking the top 1 and 3 spots in the singles and winning the Tag Titles exacting their dominance.  Regularly praising each other and fending off the haters, these two have plans to keep winning for many games to come.

Much is possible in BlowUp’s future, he is clearly eyeing World Title Gold, many insiders think he has what it takes, but they also wonder what this will do to his partnership with D if this happens, will Donnie be giving his partner the thumbs down?  

Memorable Quotes:
Personally, I love Double Double E (20th February 2007)

Good news everyone! Test was released! (27th February 2007)

Oh yeah, the game. Er...I'll take Festus.

On a hilarious side note, I accidentally typed 'Fetus' the first time around (20th March 2008)



Hailing From: Sunderland, England
WWE Game Titles: -
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 57.25%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 39.14%
WWE Game Highlight: Driving D Crazy
WWE Game Low Point: Not yet ending D’s reign of terror
Bio: The crazy Kendrick loving friend of slash666’s.  Brought in to help D in the Tag Game he drove him nuts, rather than try and win Tag Gold he’s always been happier picking his favourite wrestlers knowing one day they would come good.  This tactic has worked in singles action earning him 5th in 4 of his games, although in his latest effort he has slipped down the ladder just slightly off the bottom spot.  Tag action has been magic for him gaining 2nd place with The Job Squad, he’s still young and finding his way and the future looks bright, ready and waiting to wind D up more, this dude is too sweeeet.



Hailing From: Sunderland, England
WWE Game Titles: 1-Time WWE Game IC Champ, 2-Time WWE Game US Champ, 2-Time WWE Game Tag Team Champ
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 67.84%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 75.43%
WWE Game Highlight: Back to back Tag Titles
WWE Game Low Point: "anytime I finished lower than D"
Bio: One of the games Creative Directors, slash666 is a young star in his prime.  Since he joined as part of the New Breed Part Deux in Game V he has learned from his mistakes in singles action and climbed the ladder of success.  After finishing 10th in his debut game many believed he didn’t have what it took to become a contender, but since then he’s been flying how, stringing together an IC Title win and back to back US Title victories.  No other New Breed member has shown this consistency and hardly any other member has shown these skills across more than 1 game. 

In fact in his first two Tag game, with the Rose 666 Express he took home the straps, along with his singles success, in a short space of time he has totalled up 5 titles.  Once touted by D as the New Breed member with the most potential, this player looks to be a Main Event player and a player who’s going to dominate at or near the top for a long time to come.  His only poor performances of late have been in the past singles and tags where he has failed to take home the Gold, but seeing this as only a minor blip, in an interview with WWE Game Management he had some reasoning for this performance and some harsh words for D; “It's all about politics, man. You see guys like D don't like the new guys coming in taking his seat hence my lack of gold this game. Obviously my future includes alot more titles around this waist *points down*. I'm gonna disrupt the top dogs, so prepare to be D-stroyed!”



Hailing From: Michigan, USA.
WWE Game Titles: 1-Time WWE Game Champion
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Singles: 60.25%
Performance Percentage (Consistency) Tag Team: 43.8%
WWE Game Highlight: Winning the World Title in his 1st Game
WWE Game Low Point: Seeing Rasputin inadvertently aid D in victory
Bio:  The “Perfect” start.  Cowbell is the only person (besides Evolution) to win the World Title in their debut game.  Evolution’s debut victory although impressive, was against players equally as inexperienced as it was everyone’s first game.  Cowbell on the other hand had to face a plethora of experienced players and still managed to triumph.  So proud of his debut victory, he retired the name More Cowbell and went Hulk Hogan heel and became Hollywood Cowbell.

Complete with his name change, he expected big things in his next game, but failed to live up to expectations hitting a lowly 7th out of 12.  Not happy with his performance he underwent a 3rd gimmick change, simply being known as Mr Cowbell.  Having finished in the bottom two in both his tag games, under his new guise he formed the team of Ham & Beef with Hammy.  Although they showed early promise they finished a mediocre 3rd.  In singles action things were not looking much better, struggling to recapture earlier glory he was letting his mouth do the talking.

He could not sit idly by and let D talk smack time after time so he took it upon himself to call D out in each and every game, highlighting how he was only in his 3rd singles game and D had been given many more chances to snatch his World Titles, he guaranteed he would end D’s successful run and has subsequently promised victory over him in WWE Game X: TNA Invasion.  This isn’t an ordinary match either it’s an “Avatar/Signature of Doom” match, so yes, the winner will have the lowly task of carrying round an avatar and signature of the others choice.  If Cowbell wins, the question beckons, will D be able to cope with the shame of it all or will he be crying out “Please, noMore Cowbell”. 

Memorable Quotes:
Looks like Old Cowbell Came in inexperienced and came out the World Champion, It's time for more Cowbell To Retire his name, AS CHAMPION (1st Jan 2008)

It's all Rasputin's fault for taking Shannon **** with his first pick leaving Kane opened for D. Because of Rasputin D can win again. Those two jokers should be FORCED to be a tag team in the next tag game for that heel like pickin' (20th May 2008)

And that's all 20 players we have had in the history of the games (Excluding AtariLegend)

[More Cowbell]

WTF. Rasputins profile made it over here but rookie sensation from the wolverine nation and former world champion gets no respect but rasputin gets in.  I AM THE COWBELL

[Hammy]

WTF. Rasputins profile made it over here but rookie sensation from the wolverine nation and former world champion gets no respect but rasputin gets in.  I AM THE COWBELL

Thanks for the reminder, I must have "lost" yours in transit.

Edit: FIXED.

[D]

When are u gonna updates these?

I got an IC title since

[Hammy]

When I have a lot of free time, these things take ages to do.