TSC 2009 WWE Game Awards

[Hammy]

As well as a return of the past awards:

Triple H Award – The person who dedicates the most time to the game analysing everything and everyone, watching out for that new debut, stating their case for each wrestler they pick, who they think will triumph and why, standing up when they believe the rules are being abused, sacrificing their life…for…..The Game!

Johnny Parisi Award – The unluckiest jobber ever (nearly), the only guy to be on the RAW roster on wwe.com for over a year without ever appearing on RAW, the only guy to lose every match on Heat and still get a profile on wwe.com well to be like that you have to be unlucky, **** has got to happen, so who’s earned that Parisi, who’s had more bad luck than you can remember.

Vince Russo Award – Who’s left their teams hopes and aspirations get in the way of booking and hoped for something truly awful to happen, just to, help aid their team..

Rookie of the Game Award – We had 4 newbies this time but who has impressed most…

Jesse Ventura Award – What’s that classic one liner or piece of banter that you’ve really loved this game

Billy and Chuck Award – Well….who had that gay moment then?

Sean O’Haire “I’m Not Telling You Anything You Don’t Already Know” Award – Who’s stated the obvious, told it like it is, and told you something that, in your hearts of hearts you already knew.

Brock Lesnar Award - For the "Next Big Thing..."

We will also have some new ones.

2009 Wrestler of the Year

2009 Player of the Year

The Lostism Award - Who stylishly got a Lost reference into their post.

And maybe a few other ones to.  Unlike the last awards this won't be done for one game, this will actually be done for the whole year, covering the span of 3 games, and consequently this will take me a while longer to get together and send the forms out to people, but don't worry its still happening.

[Hammy]

Trimmed off a few awards.

Right I've PM'd everyone, so hopefully I'll get responses sooner rather than later.

You won't have received awards you are nominated for, except for the Player of the Year, because EVERYONE is up for that, but you can't vote for yourself there.  If I've accidently sent you any other Awards which you are nominated for, just ignore them.

Cheers.

Edit: Note, Don't send me "Wrestler of the Year", thats decided by the highest combined points scorer across the 3 games.

Results sent back....

Gnrfan
Evolution
Timothy
D
EricxGNRxSTARx
Hammy
More Cowbell
BlowUpYourVideo

8 of 15.  Closing Date: January 10th 2010.

[Hammy]

Come on people, we need more returned! 

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Vote or die!

[Gnrfan]

If you don't vote we'll take all your points off you in the current game.... haha we wouldn't do that.....


..... OR CAN WE!!!!! Still it would be easier if you voted.

[Hammy]

While we wait...

2009 Wrestler of the Year (This is the combined points scores across the 3 games of the year)

1. Chris Jericho with 980 points.


2. Christian with 917 points.


3. CM Punk with 849 points.


4. Kofi Kingston with 840 points.


5. John Cena with 839 points.


6. Big Show with 796 points.


7. John Morrison with 786 points.


8. Randy Orton with 732 points.


9. Triple H with 729 points.


10. Rey Mysterio with 701 points.

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Wow, Christian in second place? All those title defences clearly add up. And I have no champions this game!

I'm hoping Cena continues scoring as well as he has throughout the current game.

[Gnrfan]

Who would of thought that the top 3 would not consist of a RAW superstar. Interesting!

[BlowUpYourVideo]

To anyone who hasn't voted yet: get it done! 

[EricxGNRxSTARx]

Come on guys,Hammy did all the work,all you are doing is taking 5 minutes to answer some questions!

[Hammy]

Nominees

Triple H Award:

D, January 6th 2009 “****, I was offering 20 dollars though pay pal for my team's points.”

BlowUpYourVideo, August 23rd 2009: I will be lurking around here at 12:15, waiting....

Johnny Parisi Award:

WWE Game 13

EricxGNRxSTARx: Angelina Love got fired and he couldn’t drop her.

Slashsfro: Rey Mysterio got suspended for 30 days mere weeks into the game. Natalya was content to manage more than wrestle, Regal did the same after about 100 failed ECW Title shots.

James Lofton: Booker T left TNA, Carlito took most of the game off, Chavo got beaten by a midget most weeks, MVP spent most of his time on Superstars and Goldust seems to be semi-active at best.

Jim: Picked Jeff Hardy at the start of the game, a week later he was waving goodbye to him.

WWE Game 12

Sweet616: Came last, having a roster consisting of the non-wrestling bodyguard Zeke, FCW star DJ Gabriel, Jeff “I screwed Kurt’s wife” Jarrett, Santino Marella and Triple H.

WWE Game 11

More Cowbell: Spent all his money on Rosa Mendes and Kung Fu Naki

Sweet616: Spent all his money on The Rock, had Santino on his roster too.

Vince Russo Award:

BlowUpYourVideo, February 19th 2009: “I propose: The Great Khali Battle Royal Invitational whereby Khali competes in weekly Battle Royals against a horde of jobbers and he ends up eliminating them all. It would get over how big and strong he is, see??”

BlowUpYourVideo, April 7th 2009: “Hopefully they'll just stick the vodka-fed colossus in some squash matches for now.”

AtariLegend, April 24th 2009: “Get Show in a Intercontinental Title quest”

BlowUpYourVideo, April 27th 2009: “If Kozlov wins the ECW Title, even better!”

D, May 18th 2009: “I applaud Russo!”

Rookie of the Year Award: Izzy, James Lofton, EricxGNRxSTARx, slashsfro

Jesse Ventura Award:
Rankin, February 17th 2009: “Damn you Kelly Kelly, if you weren't so hot and your name was Skinner I would drop you so fast you couldn't dance you way outta it!


Oh I love my team really”

Jim, March 20th 2009: “Bah!, bollocks to the both of you. I've really made a mess of this... More so than usual. Taking a TNA guy second was pretty stupid, given that we can only take one each. I'm fairly confident that I will spend the majority of this game eating with a wooden spoon.

And I'll cement that by picking up Kendrick.”

BlowUpYourVideo, March 24th 2009: “We have reached the point we never thought we'd reach, people. Festus has been classified as 'inactive'. Truly a momentous time.


Has he been gone for that long??”

High_times, June 4th 2009: “Well, I suck. HBK is out indefinitely, Swagger lost his belt quicker than ****, Joe's injured, Kane is fine but WWE is too stupid to figure out what to do with him. On the bright side, Kelly Kelly is fuckin’ hot.”

Timothy, July 20th 2009: “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


So I'm in!”

Jim, August 5th 2009: Right. How about this. After everybody has drafted, I draft myself a little old team from whatever is left. And then if anybody finishes below me then they are never allowed to play the game again.

Jim, December 10th 2009: “2 IC titles in the last 3 games? Personally I'd rather finish dead last with no points than win that shite. If you're not coming first, second is no better than anywhere else, you may as well be last.”

Billy & Chuck Award:

Rankin, January 7th 2009 “Also just wanna say thanks to Hammy for taking charge of the games cause I don't think he gets the credit he deserves.....*gay speech over*”

Jim, January 13th 2009 “Check me out! Come on boys, early days yet.”

D, March 25th 2009 “I think I picked his ass....”

More Cowbell, April 9th 2009 “Don't be trashing my boy D”

D, May 30th 2009 “Crawling up on Faraday's Ass! WOO HOO”

Evolution, August 11th 2009: Let's dance, Cowbell!

Sean O’Haire Award: D, January 2nd 2009 “Lol, D’lo hasn’t wrestled in a long time”

Jim, January 31st 2009 “You know a stable's in trouble when I'm its highest placed member...”

More Cowbell, March 11th 2009 “Winning is overrated. I'll take the wooden spoon and hold it with honor.”

Sweet616, March 18th 2009 “Maybe picking The Rock wasn’t my best decision”

James Lofton, July 20th 2009: “I don't watch current wrestling though. My wins or losses are based entirely on luck.”

Jim, August 13th 2009: Well, that has to be a first, my taking a wrestler that somebody else actually wants...

Brock Lesnar Award:
Izzy, EricxGNRxSTARx, slashsfro, James Lofton

Lostism Award:

Jim, March 16th 2009: Right. Get back on topic...

... Yah. As if. Everybody knows that the wrestling threads have immunity from such rules. But that we don't trust outsiders...
Evolution, March 16th 2009: Uh....


The uh...


WWE Game is skipping....through time.


It's already been won, we've just gone back 5 months. Jim needs to turn Mod wheel....just a little.

Evolution, March 17th 2009: He's gone back in time to the start of the game. He needs a Constant in both times for it to stop, so we must dock all of points and get him back at the bottom of the table.

Evolution, August 24th 2009: As Jacob said to his nemesis, you've found your loophole, Jim.

WWE Game Hall of Fame:

D, First 3 Time WWE Game Champion, dedicates his heart and soul to the game and then some.

Evolution, The WWE Game Creator, The 1st Ever Champion, without him this game wouldn’t be here today.

[D]

So Evo and I both are inducted right.. that isn't a vote?

[Hammy]

So Evo and I both are inducted right.. that isn't a vote?

Nice try, its a vote 

The results will be up later.

[D]

well ****, i didn't get a chance to campaign. lord knows im not going to win a popularity contest.

more titles than Evo
Won singles and tag in the same game
Largest margin of victory of all time
closest to ever repeating


Evo may have came up with the bare bones structure of the game which is fantastic but, I came up with many of the rules we go by today that has made it better and more fair:

Snake draft
bidding on debuts
no dropping top two drafts picks
no trades

[Hammy]

Haha, you truly are unbelievable  I can't believe you are trying to campaign for this.

Incidently votings over, the decision has been cast, so your wasting your time